“An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. You should never see an Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order sign, just Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience.” -Mitch Hedberg
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Yet wrong. Oh so wrong. Not in any good way. Badly wrong https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-45960093 …
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Broken electric bikes become regular bikes.
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Although, in case of this story, the plane becomes a rocket and the car becomes a stampeding bull... https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-45960093 …
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Broken electric toothbrushes are still toothbrushes
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Have you ever considered professional comedy? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7n1ryH3igKc …
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imagine if broken programs became lesser programs instead of becoming crap
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Doesn't it depend on how the escalator breaks? If it breaks in half - that's not good stairs. Similarly if a plane fails to take off, but can still taxi, it could be used in place of a car under some circumstances.
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