Tim Ross

@TimRossComedy

I take baths to cope

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Tim Ross

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Apr 11

Movies I’ve Watched in 2023: Rating guide (out of 5) 1-2 - bad 2.5/2.75- It’s ehh ok and I liked it 3 - it’s fine and I liked it 3.5 - it’s real good or I just love it 4 and above - kicks ass go watch Thor - 3 The Bronze - 2.75 Banshees - 4.25 Barbarian - 4.25

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New personal ranking of the only movies I rank (Spider-Man movies)

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Spider-Man Across the Spider-Verse 5 Got caught up in being busy and hyper fixating on Stardew Valley so I haven’t watched any films lately and wow this one blew me away. The animation is incredible. The story is so good. Miles is just such a great fucking character.

Ok yes I built a chest outside your house and I put diamonds in it to give to your wife and yes I’ve been giving your son snails I CANT HELP THAT HE FUCKING LIKES SNAILS KENT. Anyways here’s an ice cream I bought in the summer that’s been sitting in a chest see ya man.

It’s not a big deal bro I’ve been giving Evelyn diamonds too I’ve got a fucking crystalarium bro diamonds aren’t shit to me

Ok listen Kent yes I randomly gifted your wife a diamond but just wait until I get the recipe you’re gonna get some Fiddlehead Risotto pal just be patient

the weird sadness of starting a new farm and introducing yourself to a former spouse like wow you don’t even know the life we had together we had a kid and sometimes I would wake up and greet you and you would give me crab cakes I miss my morning crab cakes here have an Amethyst

stop being mad at the internet and go find someone to marry on Stardew Valley

wow can’t believe precedent Joe budden is using his goverment powers to send Donald trumps to Guantanamo babe

Tim Ross

@TimRossComedy

Jun 9

Across the Spiderverse had a 120 million dollar opening weekend. It looks like the kid is here to stay. The ball rolls forward. It’s your choice where to stand.

I remember when Miles Morales was first introduced in comics. Reading the letter pages of those books with all of the naysaying and complaining and claims that the character was just “forced diversity” and it would fail because it had no merit beyond that.

Times change. Maybe you didn’t change with them but you’re not gonna lead a charge backwards. The ball is ever rolling forward regardless of setbacks. Rolling at varying speeds throughout history. Even at a glacial crawl it rolls on. All your rage is ultimately inconsequential.

For all the froth mouthed blustering about “go woke go broke” these folks are failing to see the forest for the trees. Corporations make these decisions based on profitability and for it to be profitable it generally has to be popular opinion.

if you think the executives of cracker barrel sat in a meeting and said “we have to take a stand for our values” you’re being very silly. what this post means is that some number crunching marketers realized it was more profitable to support pride than to be silent.

The Pirates leading their division in June and listen I know they’re not far above .500 and the division sucks but please as a Pirates fan I’ve been through a lot just let me have this

Tim Ross

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Jun 5

Living is now on Netflix yall I plan to watch it soon but I figured y’all would want to know

Tim Ross

@TimRossComedy

Jun 5

what if the first people to put pineapple on pizza had hated it and then it never caught on it’s so upsetting to think about cuz I love pineapple on pizza but if someone else hadn’t thought of it I’d have never thought “hey lets throw some pineapple on here”

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Jun 3

it's so good for the sport that arguably the greatest baseball player of all time is the guy who does stuff like this and not some baseball trad redass

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Jun 3

The Friendliest Out.

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I’ve only watched the first two episodes please do not reference anything beyond that in my replies.

See a lot of people on here pretending to like I Think You Should Leave and saying it’s very funny and hilarious and blah blah blah but honestly I think you’re just here for the zipline.

This morning at work I sold a copy of Ultimate Fallout 4 (first appearance of Miles Morales) to a regular customer who genuinely wanted the book for his collection. Not to flip or get graded and sell. But to just genuinely own and enjoy. Those moments are hella cool.

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Jun 2

I’ve only watched the first two episodes but it’s crazy how many ridiculously funny moments there are in them.

I keep laughing to myself thinking about the Summer Loving sketch from I Think You Should Leave it’s so fucking funny

And then the D&D game and the stuff with Chrissy in that episode started to sway me. I get it. Eddie kinda rules. Dustin Robin and Murray are still the best characters.

I’m on episode 7 of Stranger Things season 4. When Eddie was introduced I was like “this guy is insufferable. The standing on the lunch table diatribe is so fucking cringe. I get that teenagers are supposed to be cringe but people like LOVE this character?”

btw I’m on season 4 of Stranger Things and i can’t tell if it’s better than seasons 2 and 3 or if I just find it spookier so I like it more

Tim Ross

@TimRossComedy

May 29

I’ve been considerably less active than I used to be on this website and I’m getting ten times as many bot DM’s

Twitter is fun cuz it’s like if Captain Crunch was like “ok these factories are out of control with these crunch berries I’m taking over to get rid of crunch berries” and then the only thing they sold was Oops All Crunch Berries.

Me gasping for breath as I emerge from the water and swim back to the boat: good news folks I found the dick this whale is a he

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May 28

“excuse me whale what is your gender”

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Andrew Hilary

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May 28

What pisses me off most about these “common sense” approaches to trans issues is that the people proposing them never seem to have even a basic factual understanding of the things they’re talking about. “Most people have this exact same take” BECAUSE THEY’RE ALSO UNINFORMED!

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May 27

Boogie Nights - 4 1997 and another entry on the movies I should have seen but hadn’t for every year I’ve been alive list. Hey guess what it’s really good

Pearl - 4 4 stars for the movie 5 stars for that monologue holy shit Mia Goth is a special talent.

“Listen Elon I just realized I’m actually like not a good guy. In fact I’d say I’m a pretty bad guy. So I’ve decided to run for President of being a better dude.”

maybe Ron Desantis is going on spaces to announce that he’s discovered that he’s actually a really bad person and he’s gonna stop doing that

Movie day has concluded after four films and one nap.

The Last Days Of Disco - 3.5 A sharp and funny movie that has likely influenced a lot of the movies about young people that came after it. The dialogue is great. Had a lot of fun with this one.