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Tim Kennedy
@TimKennedyMMA
UFC Fighter, Ranger, sniper, and Special Forces Operator. Unapologetically American, New York Times best selling author.
Austin, TXsheepdogresponse.comJoined July 2009

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Want be prepared for the next global pandemic or disaster? Exercise Eat healthy food Sleep Have real friends & community Turn off your television Help others Limit alcohol No drugs Get chickens and goats Start a family Live a life with values and integrity Get outside
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Could you imagine have Roxanne as your teacher. Sweet, kind, brilliant, funny, goofy, and a total Bas ass.
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I got the job! As an English teacher! Yay #ESL 雇われた!「戦っている英語の教師」が戻ってきた! Mrs. Roman has entered the classroom!
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It is a proclamation as to what type of human they are. They have old-school values. They are good humans that appreciate the outdoors. They know the value of a hard day of work. They know how to provide for their family. They also know how to fish.
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Why are there so many guys holding dead fish on dating apps? Is that supposed to be appealing? Am I supposed to be impressed you know how to fish? I don’t get it. Can someone who understands people please explain?
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The #ATF Brace policy has 3 intents. 1. Tax a very small group of Americans ($200 per gun). 2. Create a rifle registry. 3. Immediately make tens of thousands of law abiding Americans instant criminals.
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We are hiring for a full-time, in office, full-time position for a rad motivated human. The office is almost entirely staffed with spouses of service members, veterans, and first responders. It is insanely fun and spicy.
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If you're still in raising children. Know that the tiny fingerprints that show up on almost every newly cleaned surface, the toys scattered about the house, the piles of laundry to be tackled will disappear all too soon, and that you will to your surprise miss them profoundly.
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I say we sue them for libel. I am taking a different approach these days. I’m totally down to fight fire with fire. They have no integrity and should be held accountable for their lies.
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Read and never forget the world of fantasy they are willing to create to divide us. This is real. politicalresearch.org/2020/10/30/lea
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I was raised in abject poverty by a single mom. We used to fold up newspapers to stick in the bottom of our shoes when the soles were out. We had subsidized school lunches. Early this morning, I was sworn in as a member of the US Congress. The American Dream is Real.
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Breaking an all time record in a politician’s ability to lie during a speech, governor of California, Gavin Newsom not to care about the truth on any topic. #liar
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Long-dormant authoritarian impulses have been awakened. These politicians prey upon fear. They silence speech, fire teachers, kidnap migrants, subjugate women, attack the Special Olympics & even demonize Mickey Mouse. They cry freedom while dictating the choices people can make.
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What do we have to do to get this guy to go back to England? Is there anyway that we can request or even demand that the royal family take him back?
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Prince Harry reveals whether he's circumcised in bombshell 'Spare' memoir trib.al/B3H5Kz6
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1. pump up crypto to build awareness about the benefits of digital currency. 2. drive a collapse to drive panic and create a vacuum. 3. fill vacuum with state sponsored crypto. Biggest move for control/state monitoring since patriot act and idiots are going to welcome it.
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Before you start, sling and heat online, check your head space. Here are some questions that you can ask yourself. Am I hungry? Did I exercise today? Have I been outside today? Have I done any cold water immersion? Have I done an act of kindness for anyone today? #benice
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Aliens wondering why humans declare war on the sky every time the earth rotates around the sun:
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Meet the 2023 U.N. Human Rights Council. Members now include: 🇨🇺 Cuba 🇶🇦 Qatar 🇨🇳 China 🇸🇩 Sudan 🇪🇷 Eritrea 🇩🇿 Algeria 🇸🇴 Somalia 🇻🇳 Vietnam 🇵🇰 Pakistan 🇰🇿 Kazakhstan 🇧🇩 Bangladesh I wish I were making this up. I'm not. Today, 70% of UNHRC are non-democracies. Happy New Year.
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We are trying to show this next generation what being a real man looks like. This is now it. Help join the revolution of being a father with purpose. apogeestrong.com
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When you have a generation of young men who think it’s okay to demean and abuse women and look up to those who do exactly that, this behavior becomes normal.
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