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Tiffany Haddish
@TiffanyHaddish
My mission is to Build, Nurture, and Support Joy for All of Humanity. Just know that SHE READY!
THE WORLD I STAY MOVINGcosmopolitan.com/entertainment/…Born December 3Joined September 2009

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I just want all my enemies, haters, and people who hurt me knowingly and unknowingly to know that I am praying for your happiness. No matter how hurt I might be,I pray for your happiness because the only reason you hurt me is because your hurt. So Blessings and Joy to you.
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Sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night so hurt. I don’t know if it’s from my past, from something right now, or what is to come. All I do know is, I Thank God for letting me wake up and I cry away the hurt so I can clear space for what feels Good Love and success.
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Today is one of those days I just want a man to hold me till I fall asleep. Then when I wake up, he has cooked me a great meal and has left. He didn’t Steal anything either then we do it all over again tomorrow.
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I want a man in my life I can share my success with, my joy, my body and all while I feel safe with him, and he feels the same with me. Does anyone know how to make that happen?
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Yesterday I learned that people that say “they care about you or they got your back” only mean that when they think it benefits them, I am done with a lot of y’all. Everybody can’t go where I am going. So Goodbye and know I will always Love you but just from somewhere else😘✌🏾
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I have been in lots of relationships. Right now I am focused on the one that really counts the one with Me. I am doing really Good in this one I give Me whatever I want and I know how to make me happy. maybe in a few years we might let someone else in.
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I usually don’t give space to the bullshit that some people spew about me, not today. We are in the middle of the fight for our lives. I was blessed and honored to be asked to attend the memorial service of George Floyd, our brother, who was murdered, which led us to this moment.
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Wow this camp changed my life, and I am way thinker now and definitely don’t ride the bus anymore. Thank you for giving me a chance to find my voice!
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Laugh Factory Comedy Camp alum @TiffanyHaddish talks about the positive impact the camp played in her life. Do you know an underprivileged child who would be a great fit for this camp? Help them register using this link: laughfactory.com/comedy-camp Camp starts June 9th! #comedycamp
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On the airplane in coach to get where I want to be. And the person next to me smells like Dandruff. I forgot that smell, I haven’t been back here in a year. I am keeping it humble. I think I am going to tell this person to grease their scalp. #coachlife
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I am having a hard time getting out of the bed today. God please help me as much as you can today. I want to sleep more but I still have things to do for you. Amen
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OMG I woke up today and I had a realization. I know why I have gained so much weight in the last 2 years. I bring my own food to everything. When I go to the movies I got hamburgers or Chinese food in my bag. When I go to a bar there in candy in my bag. Plays I have fries. #food
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It’s official I made it!@KattPackAllDay talked about me and didn’t have his facts right! #Iwin #sheready I look forward to seeing you on Monday Katt, when we pick up our Emmys. I just want to shower you with REAL Love cause you need it, and I Love you 😘
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For Quarantine entertainment. The Movie Girls Trip, No Body’s Fool, night school, Uncle Drew, kids say the Darndest things, secret life of pets 2, LEGO movie 2,the last Og, the kitchen,Tiffany Haddish She Ready from the Hood to Hollywood, BlackMitvah, and anything else Haddish
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That’s it I declare in the name of my father God I will make enough money to fly private everywhere. This kinda treatment isn’t right. When I worked for a airline I didn’t treat people like this and now I am sleepy so it’s a wrap.
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Ok you out here telling people about My Facial hair So what I keep it in check. I get waxed every week. But thats it done keeping secrets BREAKING NEWS BIT Beyoncé I did want to say it was him because we working together on #NightSchool but Fuck it. #WhoBitBe
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Damn it @TiffanyHaddish ...I’m so sick of you shit....I wish my Go tee smelled as good as yours!!!! That’s right people she has facial hair like @JHarden13 😂😂😂😂 twitter.com/tiffanyhaddish
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God has been redecorating my life lately and I must say at 1st I was very uncomfortable. But I see where he is going with it and I am so much better off. Thank You God! You are the best at getting rid of the mess. ( and when I say mess you know who and what I mean God) Amen 🙏🏽
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Here is some information about what’s going on. I told y’all I do my research. Now let me share. Your mouth will hit the floor my did anyways... smh 🤦🏽‍♀️ (Africa) Disinformation in Tigray: Manufacturing Consent For a Secessionist War
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No it isn’t! That Lady That pointed is my Friend & co-signed my statement like real 1s do, No matter what the world thinks! Sick of the Bull. I am a cheerleader and I got a whole squad all over the world, we come in all shapes sizes and colors it’s a new day! #WEREADY #SHEREADY!
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The way this white woman points and says “she ready!” “she’s ready!” Is in fact a hate crime. twitter.com/michcoll/statu…
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I am tired 🥱 of complaining and asking people to do their job. I am just going to start firing them. No more questions. I am not mean, I just mean what I say.
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So funny to me, it was a Joke but I Love how serious you all are. I want to be number one in a man’s life. he has a lot of kids that would make me what number 8 or at best baby Mama 2. And as much as I would love to chitchat with Angie that is not what I want to be talking about.
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Please don’t squander this critical moment to make shit up about me. Channel that energy into important work…like honoring our fallen brothers and sisters and stopping this horrible cycle once and for all.
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How you make it happen, if you in the I want a relationship with Tiffany Haddish business. I am going to buy this man a pair of socks. Let him know I got his soul covered. That is if he ask me to be his woman or something. I don’t know but I am taking this as he is making a move.
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Happy Friday! I'm excited to share that I've decided to buy out a screening of the new film #LikeABossMovie in my hometown of Chicago tonight at the @StudioMovieGril Chatham 14 Theaters! Free tickets here: bit.ly/3a07ZpS
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Look I Just love you... used your digital data to talk about me Good or Bad cause at the end of the day its like you are introducing me to your 18,700 followers that may not have gotten the chance to even know me. So Thank you and keep up the Good work GOD Bless you
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I haven’t turned a blind eye, but now I got a eye on you. Are you and your ancestors The Men responsible for all this mess? I am so Glad you are letting the diaspora know that they can go home and claim what is there’s.
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I just sent this to my Mom trying to be funny she text me back “who is this?” I said “Tiffany Haddish ! Are you my Mother?” No response! Oh Yes Happy Mother’s Day! We know you have had sex if you are a Mother and you don’t like condoms. Me I am a virgin! I love you!
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