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My mission is to Build, Nurture, and Support Joy for All of Humanity. Just know that SHE READY!
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I just want all my enemies, haters, and people who hurt me knowingly and unknowingly to know that I am praying for your happiness. No matter how hurt I might be,I pray for your happiness because the only reason you hurt me is because your hurt. So Blessings and Joy to you.
Yes this happened. I wish it was better Miami. I prayed on it and I have a strong feeling this will never happened again. Tiffany Haddish Bombs, Drinks with Fans Instead theroot.com/tiffany-haddis via
Can all my real followers share and tell the world to watch Showtime This Friday August 18th at 9p
Sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night so hurt. I don’t know if it’s from my past, from something right now, or what is to come. All I do know is, I Thank God for letting me wake up and I cry away the hurt so I can clear space for what feels Good Love and success.
We must now realize the promise of America by trusting God, unifying our vision and building our future. I too am running for president of the United States 🇺🇸! #2020VISION
Today is one of those days I just want a man to hold me till I fall asleep. Then when I wake up, he has cooked me a great meal and has left. He didn’t Steal anything either then we do it all over again tomorrow.
I want a man in my life I can share my success with, my joy, my body and all while I feel safe with him, and he feels the same with me. Does anyone know how to make that happen?
The world of beauty is about to get ugly. Watch the official trailer for starring me, , and , and catch it in theaters Jan 10! #LikeABoss
Yesterday I learned that people that say “they care about you or they got your back” only mean that when they think it benefits them, I am done with a lot of y’all. Everybody can’t go where I am going. So Goodbye and know I will always Love you but just from somewhere else😘✌🏾
I’m a certified “T.E.” a.k.a expert, y’all! helped me with some date night essentials and now…SHE READY! Full episode here youtu.be/MZ09vVxgDrU #LetsTarget #targettalent
Everyone knows I’m a huge fan and guess what? They made me their spokesperson. That’s right, I am now the official spokesperson for Groupon! So get your Groupon on with me. #SaveLikeTiffany #ad
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You being ALIVE and telling us all a story about how you survived.
It's not what happens to you that determines how far you will go in life; it is how you handle what happens to you.
Hold up I have to put my stomach in my panties... Ok lets Go!
The chief cause of failure and unhappiness is trading what you want most for what you want now.
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Wow I must have slept with your man you mad.
So I got some Great News Everybody! I will be hosting the MTV Movie and TV Awards.. make sure you watch Monday June 18th on MTV. The Awards will be in Los Angeles and it will be fun! #MTVAwards #SheReady #godisgood #mtv #godisshowingout
I am so sorry I can say your name. I just felt like I was a substitute teacher in a Key and Peele skit. I was having a unreal experience. So Greatful your are cool Congratulations! youtu.be/Dd7FixvoKBw
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Tiffany Haddish can mispronounce my name any way she wants! WOOOOOOO
I have been in lots of relationships. Right now I am focused on the one that really counts the one with Me. I am doing really Good in this one I give Me whatever I want and I know how to make me happy. maybe in a few years we might let someone else in.
It's not what happens to you that determines how far you will go in life; it is how you handle what happens to you. #SHEREADY
Of all the “attitudes” we can acquire surely the attitude of gratitude is the most important and by far the most life changing. #shethankful #sheready
Tonight on #SNL!! Thank you for sending all the love this week as I prepped for the show. 😘… instagram.com/p/BbX5M-SHmr8/
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Well this just in Dave Chappelle will be my running mate #2020Vision
Thank all of y’all for your love and support, I don’t know or care much about snubs because I’m not nasty like that!! But I love my girl Jada and I love all of you! #SHEREADY
So I got some Great News Everybody! I will be hosting the MTV Movie and TV Awards.. make sure… instagram.com/p/BfghY0THDLq/
If you thought I was messing up names at the Oscar’s wait till you see this. Tiffany Haddish’s Drunk History vulture.com/2018/01/tiffan via
I Love Beyonce part! Everything she said rang so real to me. Just know I will sign A NDA any day For Beyoncé. DJ Khaled - Top Off (Ft. JAY Z, Future & Beyonce) youtu.be/eCaBAzi6yjk via
Adding a new talent to the list… BARISTA! Coming to a near you. Catch me and travel shopping and more here bit.ly/2Xhj53Z #LetsTarget #targettalent
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So many laughs and so much fun with @TiffanyHaddish on Sesame Street today! #Season49
Positive thinking won’t let you do anything but it will let you do everything better than negative thinking will. Last night was amazing thank you D.C.
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But also know this I will fight for Beyoncé. I Love that woman she is a Gift from God.
I usually don’t give space to the bullshit that some people spew about me, not today. We are in the middle of the fight for our lives. I was blessed and honored to be asked to attend the memorial service of George Floyd, our brother, who was murdered, which led us to this moment.
My Heart is so full Right now! I can’t even explain how hard I am going to work to honor Her Legacy!
Wow this camp changed my life, and I am way thinker now and definitely don’t ride the bus anymore. Thank you for giving me a chance to find my voice!
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Laugh Factory Comedy Camp alum @TiffanyHaddish talks about the positive impact the camp played in her life. Do you know an underprivileged child who would be a great fit for this camp? Help them register using this link: laughfactory.com/comedy-camp Camp starts June 9th! #comedycamp
That is my Driver. He lost a bet he had to wear a real power suit with legs pantyhose.
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Men! What is this called?!
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Men! What is this called?!
twitter.com/DeepakK7387138On the airplane in coach to get where I want to be. And the person next to me smells like Dandruff. I forgot that smell, I haven’t been back here in a year. I am keeping it humble. I think I am going to tell this person to grease their scalp. #coachlife
TMZ is out of order for that SMH. What is wrong with men today you can stand there and watch us… instagram.com/p/Bh4MqffFyjR/
I am having a hard time getting out of the bed today. God please help me as much as you can today. I want to sleep more but I still have things to do for you. Amen
This is so cool! twitter.com/ASME1963/statu
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OMG I woke up today and I had a realization. I know why I have gained so much weight in the last 2 years. I bring my own food to everything. When I go to the movies I got hamburgers or Chinese food in my bag. When I go to a bar there in candy in my bag. Plays I have fries. #food
🚨WARNING!🚨 This new NSFW trailer for #LikeABoss is 😂😂😂. So excited for you to see me, , , , and more – In theatres January 10! #LikeABossMovie
Bitch made me break three nails Fuck!!!
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I am so Honored. I know my ancestors are proud. I look forward to spending more time with my people.
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@TiffanyHaddish was warmly welcomed by her village men and women and recieved a land ጤሳ as it is her birth right at Geza Keren in Adi Quala sub zone, #Eritrea.
I can’t wait for you to see all the funny things these kids have to say. Get ready! #KidsSay premieres tomorrow at 8|7c on ABC. twitter.com/KidsSayDarndes
That’s it I declare in the name of my father God I will make enough money to fly private everywhere. This kinda treatment isn’t right. When I worked for a airline I didn’t treat people like this and now I am sleepy so it’s a wrap.
Ok you out here telling people about My Facial hair So what I keep it in check. I get waxed every week. But thats it done keeping secrets BREAKING NEWS BIT Beyoncé I did want to say it was him because we working together on #NightSchool but Fuck it. #WhoBitBe
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Damn it @TiffanyHaddish ...I’m so sick of you shit....I wish my Go tee smelled as good as yours!!!! That’s right people she has facial hair like @JHarden13 
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twitter.com/tiffanyhaddishMy Uber smells so bad I farted and that made it smell better in here. Dang this dude needs soap and water.
I am will to pay some $$$ for anyone who has video of me Being the Mascot At El Camino Real High school back in the late 1900s
Come on Big Daddy!
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How about @TiffanyHaddish! She got the @GMA crowd and @GStephanopoulos up and moving this morning!
God has been redecorating my life lately and I must say at 1st I was very uncomfortable. But I see where he is going with it and I am so much better off. Thank You God! You are the best at getting rid of the mess. ( and when I say mess you know who and what I mean God) Amen 🙏🏽
So I got this message from my friend and Big Brother Tyler Perry a week ago. When I tell you I cried so hard. I almost couldn’t believe it. 1st off a man has never bought me a car out… instagram.com/p/Bk5kxfEljcP/
No but I can marry your uncle
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I wish @TiffanyHaddish was my aunt. Can you adopt me? Lol
Sometimes I hate people for 5-15mins anyone else or is it just me that feels like this?
Here is some information about what’s going on. I told y’all I do my research. Now let me share. Your mouth will hit the floor my did anyways... smh 🤦🏽♀️ (Africa) Disinformation in Tigray: Manufacturing Consent For a Secessionist War
“ You want a whore buy one you want a Queen earn Her.” #GameofThronesSeason8
Did you see my Big Game commercial? Let me break it down for you. Check it out! #SaveLikeTiffany #ad
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The way this white woman points and says “she ready!” “she’s ready!” Is in fact a hate crime. twitter.com/michcoll/statu…
I am tired 🥱 of complaining and asking people to do their job. I am just going to start firing them. No more questions. I am not mean, I just mean what I say.
So funny to me, it was a Joke but I Love how serious you all are. I want to be number one in a man’s life. he has a lot of kids that would make me what number 8 or at best baby Mama 2. And as much as I would love to chitchat with Angie that is not what I want to be talking about.
Check it out people !
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Welcome to @NightSchool. Watch the trailer starring @KevinHart4real and @TiffanyHaddish now! In theaters September 28.
I talked with the President today about the Future of the people. The youth have a lot to look forward to. They will know what true wealth is. #Eritrea #ministerofinspiration @ Asmara, Eritrea instagram.com/p/CYERHIgMOBa/
I am so happy to be welcome by my Grandfather’s village so warmly. I am going to start working on my getting away stop now. I Love my People. #Eritrea
Ability can take you to the top, but it takes character to keep you there.
#ad My #PokemonGO buddy and I love to chill. Plus, Jigglypuff never judges me for falling asleep on the couch! What are you doing with your buddy in Pokémon GO?
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Please don’t squander this critical moment to make shit up about me. Channel that energy into important work…like honoring our fallen brothers and sisters and stopping this horrible cycle once and for all.
How you make it happen, if you in the I want a relationship with Tiffany Haddish business. I am going to buy this man a pair of socks. Let him know I got his soul covered. That is if he ask me to be his woman or something. I don’t know but I am taking this as he is making a move.
I am here for it!
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While people trying to make me look like the bad Guy pay attention to who is really behind all this. This is a Great read. “A Morally Bankrupt Institution”: How the UN is Betraying Ethiopia | by Jeff Pearce | May, 2021 | Medium
Look I Just love you... used your digital data to talk about me Good or Bad cause at the end of the day its like you are introducing me to your 18,700 followers that may not have gotten the chance to even know me. So Thank you and keep up the Good work GOD Bless you
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I haven’t turned a blind eye, but now I got a eye on you. Are you and your ancestors The Men responsible for all this mess? I am so Glad you are letting the diaspora know that they can go home and claim what is there’s.
I just sent this to my Mom trying to be funny she text me back “who is this?” I said “Tiffany Haddish ! Are you my Mother?” No response! Oh Yes Happy Mother’s Day! We know you have had sex if you are a Mother and you don’t like condoms. Me I am a virgin! I love you!
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Did you yet heard your fellow Eritrean young star has won 1st at world tour cycling as a first African ever to win in such
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I let a man rub my back and he said “oooohhhh you so crunchy Tiffany “ Ok I think I need some time off like two days.
I am so excited about the new #HarryPotter Wizards Unite Game. Who is playing with me?? #wizardsunite #wbsponsored
Tiffany Haddish Stand-Up Series Lands at Netflix | Hollywood Reporter
Its on right now, On the east coast check it out
Would you bring food to a function that you know is going to be long and the food they served the last time you went wasn’t to your liking?
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.@TiffanyHaddish kicks off the new season of @drunkhistory tonight at 10/9c.
