I got a test to fix America. Offer everybody a margarita and then ask if they want it with salt or sugar. Then deport everybody who says ‘sugar.’ Country saved. 
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What if my response is conditional on the margarita flavor?
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You are obviously not a dedicated food separatist. Don't come crawling to me for sopa paraguaya.
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