Take the batteries out, tell them its broken and then gift it to a thrift shop thus making yourself look a winner! #parentinghack
While getting one kid ready for bed, the other found a karaoke machine that only does nursery rhymes.
Loudly.
LOUDLY.
Why do we have this?
Do I need a burn permit?
Why was this not re-gifted to someone we don't like?
Send help.
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My children are old enough to know where batteries are. Sad parenting milestone.
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We have a horrifying version of that, as well. Except wherever it is from has “nursery rhymes” that none of us have ever heard before. Makes singing along challenging!pic.twitter.com/YeJKE9WjXY
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That looks like Satan's duck
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When my parents didn't like something, it had an "accident". Or it got "lost". We used to have four upside down 7 Up glasses that my dad HATED because the bottom was smaller at the top. All of them "broke". Oops!
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Even I would not regift nor wish that upon my worst enemies!
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I think you need to arrange a visit from the Hammer Fairy.
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Duct tape over the speakers.
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Did you use it when they were younger?
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Probably? Obnoxious toddler toys all blur together after a while.
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