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Captain's log.
It's been 21 days since the last birthday, yet the great passive aggressive cake war still lingers.
Slowly the remnants of this once tremendous tribute atrophy, yearning for the next realm.
Who will the savior to the cake stand be?
#momprobs
Cake update.
Now veering into science experiment.
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In our third and final act, I can announce the cake remnants have found everlasting peace.
All hail the husband, wise man who knows I can avoid cleaning a cake plate indefinitely and accepts my lavish praise for his selfless act to advance humanity's greater good.
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