Cake update.
Now veering into science experiment.
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Captain's log.
It's been 21 days since the last birthday, yet the great passive aggressive cake war still lingers.
Slowly the remnants of this once tremendous tribute atrophy, yearning for the next realm.
Who will the savior to the cake stand be?
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In our third and final act, I can announce the cake remnants have found everlasting peace. All hail the husband, wise man who knows I can avoid cleaning a cake plate indefinitely and accepts my lavish praise for his selfless act to advance humanity's greater good.
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I think you just make a new cake to put on it. Everyone wins. The ultimate in bipartisan compromise!
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My cakes are eat once a year rich. On a monthly basis it would ensure I have yoga pants only wardrobe.
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