I feel it is sufficiently late in the day to make this announcement: Today shall be known as the day of poorly judged puddle depths complicated by an inadequate shoe choice.
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Dear god woman. Go over to Selby Shoes in SoPo and get you some good winter boots!
I have winter boots, in varying heights.
We had almost 70 degree weather a few days ago and weren't supposed to get much snow. I should have checked for the rain conversion. 
It's a self-sourced tragedy.
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Mother Nature sabotaged you!
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