I feel it is sufficiently late in the day to make this announcement: Today shall be known as the day of poorly judged puddle depths complicated by an inadequate shoe choice.
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Pretty much exactly, more than once
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It’s so refreshing to see real people tweets from candidates. I like you more and more.
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Voters should know who they are signing up for - personality, flaws, etc. I've always thought sanitized candidates were odd. My vote needs to see you at your decaffeinated worst. I *might* have an ever so slightly worse potty mouth in person. I blame poorly crafted legislation.
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Every time I point out a puddle to my three year old so that he can step over it he takes it as an invitation to jump into it.
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This is like so many activities that is better when done on purpose. Not a lot of serendipity in snow-bound puddles.
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So be it.
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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The two are directly proportional.
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And the swimming pool potholes make a good car repair holiday .
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I found one of those the other day - sounded like I had cracked my car in half
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