For children by [younger] children? How close to a black hole would you have to be to have a negative age? Where's Stephen Hawking when you need him?
-
-
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
-
-
I just finished 748 rousing games of Pop the Pig. Save me.
-
I'm not sure whether I should send search and rescue, or a representative from one of Maine's fine distilleries.
- Show replies
New conversation -
-
-
Check out
@Peaceable_K Some of our favorites when my kiddo was younger.
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
-
-
I recommend not pie face. Unless you like whipped cream all over the house.

-
I love you. You always know the best tips. I'm making a cake, to make a cake next weekend. Remind me if I bother to procreate again to do so with further spaced birthdays. Can you have your husband take mine camping every memorial day weekend?
- Show replies
New conversation -
-
-
Makes you wonder ....
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
Loading seems to be taking a while.
Twitter may be over capacity or experiencing a momentary hiccup. Try again or visit Twitter Status for more information.
