Husband: I like candy. You should get me valentine's candy. Me: what kind would you like? Him: *blink* Me: candy hearts with sayings on them? Box of mystery chocolates where you fear the off-flavored creme? Maine potato candy? Him: *blink* I have no idea what to get him.
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Candy corn. That'll really surprise him.
That is not candy. It's an abomination created by a hostile power to neutralize foes by sticking their teeth together while simultaneously inducing nausea.
