Husband: I like candy. You should get me valentine's candy. Me: what kind would you like? Him: *blink* Me: candy hearts with sayings on them? Box of mystery chocolates where you fear the off-flavored creme? Maine potato candy? Him: *blink* I have no idea what to get him.
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“Candy”= Sex.
That is not a shortage. He means actual candy, which we have far less of. 
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That’s awesome! My husband can’t get enough
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