Husband: I like candy. You should get me valentine's candy. Me: what kind would you like? Him: *blink* Me: candy hearts with sayings on them? Box of mystery chocolates where you fear the off-flavored creme? Maine potato candy? Him: *blink* I have no idea what to get him.
Replying to @SyxOfNyne
We've been married for too long for them to know this answer better than me. We have pretty young kids, so we've been in that finish whatever they have stage for a few years.
3:25 AM - 10 Feb 2018
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