Husband: I like candy. You should get me valentine's candy. Me: what kind would you like? Him: *blink* Me: candy hearts with sayings on them? Box of mystery chocolates where you fear the off-flavored creme? Maine potato candy? Him: *blink* I have no idea what to get him.
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Wait. Maine... potato... candy?
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The devil you say.
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Apparently we have potato candy in the kitchen and so it is thus disqualified as a valentine's gift. All these rules.
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