Tonight for dinner my 4 year old ate a scoop of finely grated parm cheese, and...
No, that's it. Just the cheese. With a spork.
#momprobs
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I buy the whole cheese triangle. I just switch to a knife by the time I get the knuckles part.
I work full time, am running for congress and am a mom.
I'm cool with some outsourcing to keep the drudgery work-life balance. Better than outsourcing the bedtime stories and snuggles. 
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Sorry. Didn't mean to imply anything. Shoot, when I was working full-time, my kids ate more KFC than I should admit.
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