7, ever the pragmatic child, wanted to make sure he could locate his pants.pic.twitter.com/G9DkLErFld
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Though incredibly quiet for our neighborhood, everyone was safe and delightful.
#HappyCovidHalloweenpic.twitter.com/owgAGBFmRW
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I ripped the dry part of my dress though, because of course I did. Happier haunting to your wardrobe.pic.twitter.com/23Kbsi9HMH
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Children just came into my kitchen screaming. Children just left my kitchen drenched with my kitchen sprayer. Screaming has ceased.
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I was just on a zoom. Children were silently working away. I turned off mute to speak. 9 decided to smash the cardboard thing 7 was working on and 7 screamed like he was being slowly disemboweled. Thankfully, everyone seemed more entertained than horrified.
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My ceiling has fewer tiles this morning. It seems our toilet install was not as successful as previously thought. How is your day?
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Husband just went upstairs with a caulk gun loaded with a fascinating adhesive choice. I'm making tea.
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After watching Nailed It, 9 is now determined to make some sort of dessert involving melted chocolate. Inspired by the show, he has decided to use the microwave. I'm not optimistic about the outcome, but I will refrain from the judge reactions from the show.
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My children are eating sardines and herring straight out of the tin with their fingers for lunch. And I...pic.twitter.com/Q4YWlN69gm
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I think I figured out the root cause of the untimely demise of cilantro in our indoor growing project.pic.twitter.com/judTWGVx8s
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9 lost a tooth today. Apparently he googled the tooth fairy and discovered that the going rate for a tooth is $5. 7 and 9 have opted out of all previous tooth fairy shenanigans, but are now searching the house for all their lost teeth to try to cash them in. I have no $5 bills.
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Talk to me about hair scraggle. I haven't had my hair trimmed in over a year. Did you just...whack off a chunk when it got annoying?
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With the surge of
#COVID19 digging in, I am trying to give the boys some normalcy as I limit our few trips even further. I have sacrificed this precious small bit of counter space to a "fun hot cocoa center". Have you replaced your habits this year or given them up?pic.twitter.com/HAmgnnCOlU
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9 got a wee bit carried away. I find myself the owner of a chunky, longish but scraggle-free bob.pic.twitter.com/E69x4jvmt3
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9 lost 2 teeth today that he didn't even inform me were wiggly. I have a 5 and a 20. I hope tonight isn't the night he decides to see if he believes in the tooth fairy.
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