We watched a rando kids movie today since it wasn't outside weather. 9: why do they always kill off the parents? Me: because parents wouldn't allow these adventures 9: can't they just tell stories where kids have adventures and parents let them? Me: not since the 80s, kid
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You all...I told 7 and 9 that this past weekend that the farmer's market was going to be inside for the winter so the pup couldn't come to that. 9 made a farmer's market in the kitchen so "the whole family could shop". Don't mind me chopping onions.pic.twitter.com/adnABR5ZHn
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I replaced my nearly 2 decade old noise-cancelling headphones. These are better. My husband is not a fan. I was just tapped on the shoulder and told I have to be available for his "constant stupid questions." I directed him to the salsa and put them back on.
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7, ever the pragmatic child, wanted to make sure he could locate his pants.pic.twitter.com/G9DkLErFld
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I just heard a crashing porcelain breaking noise upstairs. Our toilet is broken. We have one bathroom. It seems my day will be changing course.
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Halfway to the hardware store we realized the back of my van was filled with cleaning supplies, dog supplies, and returnables. We have unload and are headed out again. Pro-tip, don't do that
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Why are there so many kind of toilets, but none are what I need? Why? WHY?
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I have one requirement, that the toilet tank lid have a lip around the edge so things set there don't end up *in* the toilet. (Or on the floor) It seems I am in the minority in this preference. Nonetheless, I appear to have a solution.pic.twitter.com/EGQXg3WUVr
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Alas, we still lack a working throne. 7 and 9 took immense joy in (self-directed) peeing in the uninstalled toilet remains now on the side of the house. However, we have now reached "mom must go to the store to buy frozen pizza so I can use a real toilet" status.
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