Tiffany Bond 🦞🇺🇸 on Twitter: "Home school with curious children means that school project about cave art ➡️ people make cheese in caves ➡️ no we can't have our own cave ➡️probably not our own farm either given how our indoor gardening is going ➡️ sure honey, I'll make more friends who are farmers to visit."

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Tiffany Bond ‏Verified account @TiffanyBond Sep 30

The boys' new systems come with evil overlord mommy able to close tabs on their system when they veer off-lesson. Oh, no!pic.twitter.com/ql4hUykEOt

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Tiffany Bond ‏Verified account @TiffanyBond Oct 7

7 wanted a beanbag chair for school. We do not have a beanbag chair and I am not buying or otherwise acquiring a beanbag chair. 7, ever the industrious child created his own chair with a giant, puffy comforter.pic.twitter.com/RfhkaiQgMW

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Tiffany Bond ‏Verified account @TiffanyBond Oct 8

7 and 9 lobbying that "indigenous people faced centuries of oppression so their weekend should get an extra day with no school" wasn't exactly the take-away I was hoping for from that conversation. Round 2 of age-appropriate discussion of genocide.

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Tiffany Bond ‏Verified account @TiffanyBond Oct 10

Husband and I are engaged in a philosophical debate over the merits of bringing the french doors up from the basement to eliminate the dog having accidents in the upstairs hall. I am pro-french door camp.

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Tiffany Bond ‏Verified account @TiffanyBond Oct 15

This morning's learning adventures can best be described as "technology fail hell" with a side of "headphones shenanigans". I suspect child-directed foul play may be afoot with both.

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Tiffany Bond ‏Verified account @TiffanyBond Oct 16

I encourage everyone to find a space for dramatic play. It helps get out wiggles and with resilience through the pandemic. Our boys have a space where grass just never grows. It's been a dwarf mine, but right now it's a bridge over lava for epic battles. What's your space?pic.twitter.com/bJDKj6ADCD

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Tiffany Bond ‏Verified account @TiffanyBond Oct 21

7 took a break for a snack and has been devouring honey nut rice cakes he absolutely had to have. He offered me one. I'm sad to report that rice cakes still taste like disappointment...and also what I remember hair spray tasting like. 0/10, would not recommend.

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Tiffany Bond ‏Verified account @TiffanyBond Oct 21

We are back from break and 7 insists he "needs his reading glasses" to complete a story-mapping exercise. Ladies and gents, this is what he has declared his "reading glasses".pic.twitter.com/UQzAoJvQet

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Tiffany Bond ‏Verified account @TiffanyBond Oct 23

An unanticipated home school woe is the volume of bulk children's snacks in my home. I had thought the goldfish days were in behind me and had blissfully forgotten that they turn into mushy tooth gunk. Unfortunately, a handful of these treasures jogged my memory. #momprobs

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Tiffany Bond ‏Verified account @TiffanyBond Oct 27

9, finding literally any excuse to not do his schoolwork: Mom, how do you start a revolution? Me: commissioning a coup d'état is after math

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Tiffany Bond ‏Verified account @TiffanyBond Oct 30

Home school with curious children means that school project about cave art people make cheese in caves no we can't have our own cave probably not our own farm either given how our indoor gardening is going sure honey, I'll make more friends who are farmers to visit.

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