They both just came out and asked me to tie their aprons on. 7 offered me a "greasy bacon hug". I politely declined the hug out of bacon.
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9 just came out and told me the bacon was to rescue the spinach he made. We do not have spinach. 9 seemed unfazed by the spinach fact. Also, dog is traumatized by the bacon smell.
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9 just told me "I'm cooking bacon so it tastes like chicken". I do not know what this means.
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I have been served dinner. I was informed it was supposed to be chicken spinach alfredo pasta. But they couldn't find chicken. And we don't have spinach. And the pot was too heavy for noodles. The bacon is "chicken tender shaped" and the salad is "creamy, like alfredo".pic.twitter.com/nky8gKyMDK
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Update: they ate my bacon ...and my salad I'm eating goldfish.
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"Don't worry mom, we'll clean up" Actually means "we took all the ingredients out of the fridge for what we planned to make, what we actually made, and 25% of what was in the fridge unrelated to what we made...and left them all out overnight. PS, all the pans are out too" Huh.
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I made applesauce. It has too much cinnamon. The only reasonable solution is to make more applesauce tomorrow and average out the cinnamon. Tl;dr: there is never too much applesauce.
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We watched a rando kids movie today since it wasn't outside weather. 9: why do they always kill off the parents? Me: because parents wouldn't allow these adventures 9: can't they just tell stories where kids have adventures and parents let them? Me: not since the 80s, kid
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You all...I told 7 and 9 that this past weekend that the farmer's market was going to be inside for the winter so the pup couldn't come to that. 9 made a farmer's market in the kitchen so "the whole family could shop". Don't mind me chopping onions.pic.twitter.com/adnABR5ZHn
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