Tiffany Bond  🦞 🇺🇸Verified account

7 and 9 have been making me a "surprise dinner" for over an hour. I'm not sure what they are doing, but I suddenly smell bacon.

They both just came out and asked me to tie their aprons on. 7 offered me a "greasy bacon hug". I politely declined the hug out of bacon.

9 just came out and told me the bacon was to rescue the spinach he made. We do not have spinach. 9 seemed unfazed by the spinach fact. Also, dog is traumatized by the bacon smell.

9 just told me "I'm cooking bacon so it tastes like chicken". I do not know what this means.

Update: they ate my bacon ...and my salad I'm eating goldfish.

"Don't worry mom, we'll clean up" Actually means "we took all the ingredients out of the fridge for what we planned to make, what we actually made, and 25% of what was in the fridge unrelated to what we made...and left them all out overnight. PS, all the pans are out too" Huh.