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Given this week, what are the odds we will close the lid on Friday without yet another inappropriate penis debacle?
I think you should all now, that despite the temptation of 2020 to pair this
with a highly improper and very punny poll, I resisted the urge to do so. I mean, how often can one use the term Diphalia in casual conversation?
Nonetheless, I have kept my composure for you twitter.
Your question implies there is an APPROPRIATE penis debacle.
Well, sometimes two people want appropriate penis, and have a debacle instead.
2020 goals: Making through a day without anything noteworthy happening.
Unless the penis belongs to Ivanka, I'm beyond the ability to be suprised
A penis should NEVER be a surprise, AmIright?
Factor the number of corrupt men to non-corrupt men.
Did you perhaps mean "zip up the week" and it's only 3:17pm in Texas; that's PLENTY of time for an egregious lapse in judgement. I wonder if "I forgot to close my laptop" will become a new euphemism.
I removed my poll and puns to be proper
"Inappropriate Penis Debacle" was the debut album of early '80s punk band The Danglers.
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