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7 and 9 lobbying that "indigenous people faced centuries of oppression so their weekend should get an extra day with no school" wasn't exactly the take-away I was hoping for from that conversation. Round 2 of age-appropriate discussion of genocide.

Husband and I are engaged in a philosophical debate over the merits of bringing the french doors up from the basement to eliminate the dog having accidents in the upstairs hall. I am pro-french door camp.

This morning's learning adventures can best be described as "technology fail hell" with a side of "headphones shenanigans". I suspect child-directed foul play may be afoot with both.

7 took a break for a snack and has been devouring honey nut rice cakes he absolutely had to have. He offered me one. I'm sad to report that rice cakes still taste like disappointment...and also what I remember hair spray tasting like. 0/10, would not recommend.

An unanticipated home school woe is the volume of bulk children's snacks in my home. I had thought the goldfish days were in behind me and had blissfully forgotten that they turn into mushy tooth gunk. Unfortunately, a handful of these treasures jogged my memory. #momprobs

have you ever put goldfish in tomato soup? *the best thing.*