New tool for keeping track of the boys schedules.
I'm going to run out of wall space. 
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7 took a break for a snack and has been devouring honey nut rice cakes he absolutely had to have. He offered me one. I'm sad to report that rice cakes still taste like disappointment...and also what I remember hair spray tasting like. 0/10, would not recommend.
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We are back from break and 7 insists he "needs his reading glasses" to complete a story-mapping exercise. Ladies and gents, this is what he has declared his "reading glasses".pic.twitter.com/UQzAoJvQet
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An unanticipated home school woe is the volume of bulk children's snacks in my home. I had thought the goldfish days were in behind me and had blissfully forgotten that they turn into mushy tooth gunk. Unfortunately, a handful of these treasures jogged my memory.
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9, finding literally any excuse to not do his schoolwork: Mom, how do you start a revolution? Me: commissioning a coup d'état is after math
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Home school with curious children means that school project about cave art
people make cheese in caves no we can't have our own cave probably not our own farm either given how our indoor gardening is going sure honey, I'll make more friends who are farmers to visit.Show this thread -
No you're trying to print out of a school program that won't let you enter your work. Actually, you're now copy/pasting in word to get them to print. No, really, you're putting this crud in indesign to get a functional worksheet.
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I'm also definitely not now re-typing a worksheet for my other child since the worksheet isn't workable.
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I came out from making dinner to discover 7 hauling his "homework" up to his room. 7: mom, why are you wasting time taking a picture? This would be a really good time to help me out right now. Me:
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7 has now recruited husband to nail holes in the bottom of empty olive cans. Not just one, plural. I don't know why. I think I'm ok not knowing why.
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'Twas an "intercom to ask for snacks". The twine was long enough to go from a room upstairs down the stairs, around the corner, through the living room, around another corner, through the dining room, around another corner into the kitchen. With slack.pic.twitter.com/MwAAAhZuGS
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Don't mind me...I'm just bribing children to finish their work by ordering them flavored syrups so they can make pretentious holiday hot chocolates.
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My granddaughter has taken to composing witch spells to do her schoolwork. She has a handy cauldron next to her to keep her spells in.
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