There is mackerel on my coffee table.pic.twitter.com/VTXVvc6247
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I woke up with a finger in my ear. It was not my finger.
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We just spent approximately a million dollars #MaineRaising Electric Buddhas.
Please support local business.
Also, if anyone has boxes of records in the garage gathering dust that you want to sell me for a quarter per milk crate like when I was a kid, get in my DMs 
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7 has presented me with his business plan. He's going to sell this painting to buy a "whole bunch more canvas" to paint more paintings to sell. He's going to keep doing that until he has enough money for a red and blue Nintendo switch. Then he will retire.
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Please allow me to give you a pro-tip. If you decide to follow twitter's advice and install a bidet feature to your bathroom in the event of future tp shortages, and you have but one toilet, go first. You could have an awkward Sunday racing the clock arguing with a wrench.
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There's a great place in New Gloucester also, boxes and boxes of records
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Do you know what it is called?
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I have two friends who will love Electric Buddhas. So I have passed along the information.
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Love this on many levels. Also, love shop!
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The boys could have spent *hours* in there, but it only takes a handful of folks to put the store at capacity, so I had to scurry them along.
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