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There is mackerel on my coffee table.pic.twitter.com/VTXVvc6247
We're trying to make the house more pleasant for winter quarantine. My husband is in our attic attempting to swap out our bathroom fan. He has never been in our attic before. I usually do our electrical, but it's maybe 2-2.5 feet high? And uh, nope. Send thoughts and prayers.pic.twitter.com/jY1VQximnL
A hand keeps descending for supplies. It's very Addams family. I have been reminded how incredibly unfunny I am.pic.twitter.com/tOSDKwGMMx
A working light and fan has emerged.
#OnlyOneBathroomGoalspic.twitter.com/BSMBlfDuyJ
I'm reassembling my closet after the attic adventure, and...I have a confession. Apparently I have enough scarves that I should change my name to Dr. Birx.
You know that morning where you decide to create a whole day to justify not making breakfast?
Today, my friends, is that day.
We "have" to go pick apples before they are gone for the season, so we also "have" to go through a drive through for our brunch. 
It was a #MaineRaising.
C'mon, I had to...they are still warm.pic.twitter.com/FDIjWjOBDF
I'm headed the opposite of you unless you are not home 
I do have extra and they are good...but probably not drive all the way to Portland good
I'll drive to Portland Or. for a good donut lol
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