7 just ate a bowl of cheerios with heavy whipping cream instead of milk. I don't know if this is genius or...really thick.
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We're trying to make the house more pleasant for winter quarantine. My husband is in our attic attempting to swap out our bathroom fan. He has never been in our attic before. I usually do our electrical, but it's maybe 2-2.5 feet high? And uh, nope. Send thoughts and prayers.pic.twitter.com/jY1VQximnL
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A hand keeps descending for supplies. It's very Addams family. I have been reminded how incredibly unfunny I am.pic.twitter.com/tOSDKwGMMx
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A working light and fan has emerged.
#OnlyOneBathroomGoalspic.twitter.com/BSMBlfDuyJ
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I'm reassembling my closet after the attic adventure, and...I have a confession. Apparently I have enough scarves that I should change my name to Dr. Birx.
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You know that morning where you decide to create a whole day to justify not making breakfast? Today, my friends, is that day. We "have" to go pick apples before they are gone for the season, so we also "have" to go through a drive through for our brunch.
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It was a
#MaineRaising. C'mon, I had to...they are still warm.pic.twitter.com/FDIjWjOBDF
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I woke up with a finger in my ear. It was not my finger.
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We just spent approximately a million dollars
#MaineRaising Electric Buddhas. Please support local business. Also, if anyone has boxes of records in the garage gathering dust that you want to sell me for a quarter per milk crate like when I was a kid, get in my DMspic.twitter.com/fZYIfckduu
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7 has presented me with his business plan. He's going to sell this painting to buy a "whole bunch more canvas" to paint more paintings to sell. He's going to keep doing that until he has enough money for a red and blue Nintendo switch. Then he will retire.
#ArtGoalspic.twitter.com/rmYHCsLyB2
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Please allow me to give you a pro-tip. If you decide to follow twitter's advice and install a bidet feature to your bathroom in the event of future tp shortages, and you have but one toilet, go first. You could have an awkward Sunday racing the clock arguing with a wrench.
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