Pup has more patience for kids being in class than kids have for kids being in class.pic.twitter.com/q4QYsrNQeQ
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Pup has more patience for kids being in class than kids have for kids being in class.pic.twitter.com/q4QYsrNQeQ
When you want to go outside, but don't love the rain.pic.twitter.com/oGIS2fv30R
9 is taking the name Gunnar for a test drive, in homage to his nordic ancestors. Pup seems a bit indifferent to the prospect of this name.pic.twitter.com/q2eggzLnQs
Right after I took this
, husband started cooking bacon.
Pup was very moved by the prospect of bacon.
Pupdate: he gets carsick 
Also, a weekend trip to Rangeley isn't a proper visit without a gnome hunt.
Sings to myself...
In the Gnome-Mobile,
The Gnome-Mobile,
We're hunting for Gnomes in the Gnome-Mobile.
Sooner or later we feel that we'll
Find where they roam in the Gnome-Mobile.
pic.twitter.com/3SaAQEN9so
So, uh, the dog figured out how to wiggle through the cat door to the basement. This is an issue that will eventually self-resolve, but drama cat was not having it today.
This dog is quite boop-able.pic.twitter.com/pev48lgwZA
Is this dog growing up thinking it's name is "hey, you"?
9 has been using "Gunnar".
I call the cat "cat", and the dog "dog". 
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