A housepet tale (tail?) of conflict in 4 acts.pic.twitter.com/p2j4lwcwsI
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, husband started cooking bacon.
Pup was very moved by the prospect of bacon.
Also, a weekend trip to Rangeley isn't a proper visit without a gnome hunt.
Sings to myself...
In the Gnome-Mobile,
The Gnome-Mobile,
We're hunting for Gnomes in the Gnome-Mobile.
Sooner or later we feel that we'll
Find where they roam in the Gnome-Mobile.
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So, uh, the dog figured out how to wiggle through the cat door to the basement. This is an issue that will eventually self-resolve, but drama cat was not having it today.
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Due to the dog acquiring the back of husband's car, he has been "forced" to buy roof-top car storage. Said storage came in a box fit for a fridge. There is much intense negotiation around this box being relocated to the living room for "box fort" and "dog training" purposes.
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Oh, to have the ability to take a nap this unabashedly relaxing.pic.twitter.com/4dSBpRN4Cb
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The next step in our pet integration saga is what I have been referring to as "cat-astrophe" Drama cat waits until I get up to use the bathroom in the middle of the night (every night, thanks last pregnancy!), and the proceeds to maul my Achilles tendon with gusto. It's so fun.
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#pupdate, still on pace to be a very large, floppy, high-energy dog.pic.twitter.com/7YKzw5Bpdl
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Drama cat's new hobby is to wait until puppy is crated and then taunt him by V e r y V e r y S l o w l y strolling past over, and over, and over again. Which creates this reaction. I do not like this game. (Don't mind his crate mess, apparently he is a toy hoarder)pic.twitter.com/yrUIrOtbH5
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Tons of toys...and all the puppy wants is sponges and socks.pic.twitter.com/uRhrIybQbg
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Puppy has decided he's a lap dog. A very, very big lap dog.
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Puppy steals the show in this video
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Pup getting increasingly comfortable with the "trick" 9 taught him.pic.twitter.com/63zFecosml
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What is best way to clean dried dog poop off of a vintage finish door? ...asking for a tired mom.
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I regret to inform...me that the phenomenon of the dog neither vomiting or urinating in my minivan had come to a rather repulsive conclusion.
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Dog spends his days trying to be on the couch unnoticed for as long as possible.pic.twitter.com/7NMAILCiQt
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