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Wedding crasher. Commentator , . Formerly , Review. Kafkaesque. Don't say I didn't warn you. ig:

DC via LA+OC
Joined July 2012
Born November 10

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    Aug 1

    EXCLUSIVE: Not 24 hours into the indoor mask mandate she imposed on DC, Muriel Bowser officiated an indoor wedding in Adams Morgan and stayed to fete with *hundreds* of fellow maskless guests.

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  2. Seriously (okay I’m done lol)

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  3. I know everyone loves their mom but my mom is cooler than yours (and yes, my sister is also hotter than me)

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  4. Alright I didn’t want to tweet about this but my mom is coming to town for the first time in forever and IM SO EXCITED!!!! 🥰🥰🥰

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    Sep 25

    We are far too scared of nuclear power plants, and not scared enough of institutes of virology.

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    Sep 29
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    17 hours ago

    “I divorced my husband not because I didn’t love him. I divorced him because I loved myself more.” The most selfish article I’ve read in a long time. And that’s a high bar.

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    Portugal kept politics out of their vaccination campaigns, and now 98% of their population is vaccinated.

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    Sep 30

    interesting duality in which a woman is a helpless malleable naif under the thumb of patriarchy etc & can't be responsible for her choices until age 50, unless she did a bad tweet when she was 14, in which case we demand accountability bc bitch knew *exactly* what she was doing

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    Sep 30

    Sean Connery was BASED

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    I will say again: absolutely no one destabilized public education last year more than Randi Weingarten. School choice movement owes her a big thank you. We noticed that public schools controlled by her stayed closed while the private schools in same areas opened. We saw.

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  15. I think I speak for everyone when I say nobody misses these charmless corporate automatons on television

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    23 hours ago

    There are actual, major crises all around us. Yet the morons in Washington are focused on their next big spending extravaganza, one that solves no existing problems while exacerbating already-punishing inflation.

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    Sep 30

    WH citing David Brooks is pulling the emergency lever.

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    Sep 30

    China just panicked - expect an insane surge in commodity prices this winter

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    Um the Senate has 100 members and the House has 435 members. So Bernie is saying that 48% of the Senate and House should now make policy. Which is pretty good news for Republicans, who have 50 seats in the Senate and 212 seats in the House, I guess!

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