ThxBro

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a MASSIVE TOOL for email. ThxBro generates deliciously random, jargon-laced business emails. Get it here:

Menlo Park, CA
Joined November 2015

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  1. 19 Oct 2016

    Upgrade your app! ThxBro is now FREE!

  2. 21 Sep 2016

    Unsubscribe from unwanted emails and combine the rest into a single daily digest with

  3. 28 May 2016

    Season's greetings comrade, The boss's thick ski pole. Don't tell Santa's lover. --master elf.

  4. 14 Mar 2016

    How do you do Chia pet, I will need a new shirt after this. Airkiss. Created with .

  5. 12 Feb 2016

    No way Captain Obvious, Stop napping and give me our webpage? Who’s the dog and who’s the tail here. Pls confirm you'll handle? Thx.

  6. 31 Jan 2016

    Dear wet dark omelet, Looks like last month's pen is timely and honestly quite sexy. You should sit down line cook.

  7. 28 Jan 2016

    Agree speed demon, Got a sec? Cause yesterday's serial killer is collecting socks. Sigh. Created with .

  8. 24 Jan 2016

    Eat me new hire, Where the hell is that application? Tell them what they want to hear. We covered? Appreciate it.

  9. 22 Jan 2016
    Replying to

    @hey_sterling Listen up commodore, Word is his tax guy is not online. Relax about it. Created with .

  10. Retweeted
    21 Jan 2016

    . and should get married and have beautiful, albeit awkward babies.

  11. Retweeted
    20 Jan 2016
    Replying to

    your humor is boundless

  12. 18 Jan 2016

    Prioritize this, Tinkerbell -- THXBRO LAUNCH SPECIAL! ThxBro is FREE until February 1!! Feed that WIZZARD:

  13. Retweeted
    18 Jan 2016

    Someone please explain why tomorrow's ingenious phone is unheard of & elite & foundational. Literally cannot even.

  14. 30 Dec 2015

    Hey now Captain Obvious, Nobody knew that boss is your next boss. Lean in.

  15. 30 Dec 2015

    Get ready woolly turbo hound, Looks like last year's draft is bold and honestly quite strange. Boom boom atomic bull.

  16. 27 Dec 2015

    Bah humbug massive nut platter, Looks like everyone's ornament is sold out and honestly quite untamed. I'm going to throw up Santa Claus.

  17. 27 Dec 2015

    Pass the stuffing cinnamon, May your beard be elite. Open a present! candy cane.

  18. 27 Dec 2015

    As requested: Your partner's wet DVD. Don't tell your homeboy. The twinkie is dead. Should’ve taken the blue pill.

  19. 23 Dec 2015

    Dear Wenceslaus, Stay inside! Love, Scrooge. Created with .

  20. 23 Dec 2015

    Dear reindeer trainer, Celebrate the season! Love, reindeer rider. Created with .

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