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@ThoughtsOfAlec

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  1. May 17

    4 likes
  2. May 16

    I threw up at mug night a couple times it was wild. Then I was like what the fuck? It's Tuesday.

    10 likes
  3. 5 Mar 2016

    *Funnels a mixed drink*

    5 likes
  4. 26 Feb 2016

    "Tried to stay up late as possible last night so I could sleep on the bus ride today, made it to 1 am"

  5. 27 Jan 2016

    "I'm low-key addicted to fast food."

    1 retweet 3 likes
  6. 16 Nov 2015

    "Peeing outside is honestly one of my hobbies."

    2 retweets 6 likes
  7. Retweeted
    16 Sep 2015

    I am speaking in the US next month at Rochester Institute of Technology . Details:

    13 retweets 19 likes
  8. Retweeted
    6 May 2015

    How hard is Alec Sulesky's shot? Hard enough to break a goalie stick.

    1 reply 44 retweets 27 likes
  9. 6 May 2015

    "They have a guy named Richard so I'm gonna call him Dick."

    2 likes
  10. 21 Apr 2015

    "Dude I average about 140 views on my snap stories"

    1 retweet 6 likes
  11. Retweeted
    1 Apr 2015

    Hmm, dont really feel like getting scalps, impregnating women and crushing steel reserves today

    3 retweets 2 likes
  12. 4 Feb 2015

    "A girl made me that blanket is like 7th grade. Shoulda wifed her too.. She's a smoke now."

    5 likes
  13. 30 Jan 2015

    Just called to make a reservation for Chili's in an hour.

    1 reply 3 likes
  14. 22 Jan 2015

    "Ahhh he bit my dick!!"

    4 likes
  15. 1 Jan 2015

    Ohio State though. Boner fuckin' city over here.

    2 likes
  16. 12 Dec 2014

    "If you want it to seem like a Christmas party you have to cover all the walls with wrapping paper & make the room look like a present."

    2 retweets 3 likes
  17. 3 Dec 2014

    "Kyle is such a dick. He keeps stealing back the the batteries out of my remote that I originally stole out of his remote."

    1 retweet 2 likes
  18. 24 Nov 2014

    "No! Please don't put that on the Twitter it was between the boys and it was a joke!"

    2 likes
  19. 17 Nov 2014

    "Personally, I prefer white wine because it's easier to throw up later."

    1 retweet 10 likes
  20. 13 Nov 2014

    "Hello officer, too loud?" Cop: Well I don't just come visit houses at random..

    1 retweet 1 like

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