Thomas Wictor

@ThomasWictor

Author, novelist, and the planet's only expert on World War One flamethrowers. Portrait by

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    28 Jul 2017

    (1) I think I've found the way that Trump can use a presidential executive order (EO) to get rid of ObamaCare. Thank this man.

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    15 hours ago
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    Someone needs to caption that Grandpa's thoughts onto the pic of him holding that stuff lmao

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  3. 10 hours ago

    All I can see are your thighs. My GOD. Your thighs are the size of my waist!

    Hey this is me loving my waifu, I know your vast & powerful wisdom will make you see the true love I have for her
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    16 hours ago
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    Lol! Normally a couple of guys challenge you. Today you face the world's army of the parents basement! Bravo.

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  5. 10 hours ago

    Help is coming. Hold on!

    my fucking brain dude it's too early for this nonsense
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    15 hours ago
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    11 hours ago

    Wow, Thomas! You owned that one so bad he doesn't even exist anymore! You're amazing!

    That's a grandpa? He has a giant ass growing out of his chest. Are Russians attracted to men with giant asses growing out of their chests? "Please to meet my grandpa." Hey, no thanks. I'll leave you two alone. Make sure to wipe.
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    11 hours ago
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    Having his alternate acct reported may just get his accounts banned for good but unfortunately, he'll just make another one and keep spreading the hate.

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    11 hours ago
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    I just spit my coffee everywhere. Lmao. Nice reply Mr. Thomas. That poor feller is probably at the BUTT HURT dr. right now...

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    11 hours ago
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    This is your best topic ever.

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    14 hours ago
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    Sad Reality We are also speaking to the slowest, craziest in "The Room" too. Me= I love Ice Cream THEY Hear!= I REJECT the awesomeness of Cake!

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    23 hours ago
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    meh have you seen the atrticle

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  13. Retweeted
    11 hours ago
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    My brother is into that anime shit. Goes to the conventions and everything. It figures, he was always a bit weird.

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    11 hours ago
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    There’s a Romance Novel in your future... I can tell

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    11 hours ago
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    I love u Thomas , You, like Trump, are gold. Dont spend more time on defense than offense, You will score a lot more points.

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    11 hours ago
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    They deleted it before we could all see the russian man ass tits. Lame.

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    15 hours ago
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    I'm a proud Anime-Hater

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    11 hours ago
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    Good luck to them. Thank you 🙏

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  19. 11 hours ago

    Isn't he a maraca? I didn't know maracas had penises.

    Replying to @Petty_Thug @ThomasWictor @BlueSithis
    Oh look, an anti-semite. Didn't see that one coming. "No fair, I'm telling! I'm telliiiing Jaaaaack!!"
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    11 hours ago
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    The anime shit you said hit the nail on the head. You've said exactly what I've been saying for years, but unlike me you have a voice on this platform. Thank you.

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    11 hours ago
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    Watching go to war with outraged defending their has been peak twitter.
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