Tom Rimmer

@ThomasRimmerNZ

Actor, writer, artist, teacher, amateur etymologist, and music fiend. I am an artist; I am a kiwi; I am the walrus (goo goo g'joob).

Auckland, New Zealand
Joined October 2010
Born 06 September

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    7 May 2018

    Reading is never bad. One can read a book without relating to what's in it. I've read Marx, I'm not a Marxist. I've read Mein Kampf, I'm not a Nazi. I've read the Bible, I'm not a Christian. I've read the Qur'an, I'm not a Muslim. I've read Treasure Island, I'm not a pirate.

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  2. Retweeted
    15 hours ago
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    Let's be real here. There is nothing wrong with Pence's behaviour here. He doesn't look uncomfortable at all. Both of them look happy and at ease. The issue is your bias. You see things that aren't there because of the ideological framework within which you view the world.

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  3. 8 hours ago
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  4. Jan 2

    There was a group in Germany in the 1930s/40s who didn't want people reading books of which they disapproved. I forget what they called themselves 🤔.

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  5. 30 Dec 2018
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  6. 28 Dec 2018

    1. Find a vegan restaurant. 2. Make sure ur clothing isn't too problematic. 3. Avoid conversation that may cause offence. Might be best not to say anything at all. 4. Make sure ur consent forms are signed and witnessed before having sexual intercourse.

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  7. 26 Dec 2018

    Would it make you feel any better if she were doing it in front of a tinfoil ukulele?

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  8. 25 Dec 2018

    "Every human problem can be answered in the Bible." Is there a passage on what to do if you shit your pants on a bus? If so, is it in the Old Testament or New Testament? Asking for a friend.

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  9. 24 Dec 2018

    Merry Christmas, everyone! And happy birthday Santa Claus. Thanks for dying for my sins.

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  10. 23 Dec 2018

    I can forgive this person for actually thinking that the Berlin Wall was constructed during Nazi Germany, or for calling someone 'Nazi lover' for merely mentioning Nazis, but the lack of vocative comma before 'Nazi lover' is totally unforgivable!

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  11. 20 Dec 2018

    If there is one thing I can't stand, it's people being racist towards otters. Haven't the otters suffered enough?

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  12. 16 Dec 2018

    That's where you're wrong . The NZ at the end of my username stands for "Nocturnal Zombie" and I use it as a code to find other nocturnal zombies just like me.

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  13. Retweeted
    14 Dec 2018

    This deaf baby hears mothers voice for the first time with the help of hearing aid look at the smile 🥰😭

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  14. Retweeted
    15 Dec 2018
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    I'm offended by the inclusion of the word "man" in this title. I'd prefer maybe "The Genderbread Mxn". I was going to say "The Genderbread Person" but then realised that "person" contains the word "son", and I'm not having that.

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  16. 12 Dec 2018

    "That offends me. Ban it!"

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  17. Retweeted
    9 Dec 2018

    My sincere apologies for interviewing people on both sides of the march today. In future I will just interview the people you agree with. Now fuck off!

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  18. 7 Dec 2018
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  19. Retweeted

    The only time I'm offended by a comedian is when they apologise.

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  20. 6 Dec 2018

    Hey, everyone! Hands up if you thought Hitler was a horrible person. Sorry, turns out we were all wrong. Apparently, according to this tweet by some Hitler fanboy, he was amazing. In other news, Stalin had cool hair so couldn't possibly have been a bad dude.

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  21. 29 Nov 2018
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