John Gorman

@ThisIsGorman

Writer. See you in 2019. DMs are open but this feed isn't. Say hi: 512.578.8340. Press / job offers: johngorman 100 at yahoo dot com

Joined November 2007

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    Dec 31

    Friendly chats / texts: 512.578.8340 Work pitches / press inquiries: johngorman100 at Yahoo dot com

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  2. Feb 25

    I just published “How to Live Forever”

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  3. Feb 24

    I just published “You’ll Never Make Up For Your Past”

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  4. Feb 23

    I just published “My Favorite Writers on Medium”

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  5. Feb 21

    I just published “How to Gain 5,000 Medium Followers in Less Than A Month”

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  6. Feb 20

    I just published “As We Become Data”

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  7. Feb 19

    I just published “On Humanity”

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  8. Feb 18

    I just published “The Machine Becomes Self-Aware”

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  9. Feb 17

    I just published “The Lost Art of Shutting The F**k Up”

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  10. Feb 10

    I just published “Why I Quit Social Media”

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  11. Feb 9

    I just published “Friends And Other Drugs”

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  12. Feb 7

    I just published “Stop Setting Goals”

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  13. Feb 6

    I just published “She”

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  14. Feb 3

    I just published “You’re Not Lazy”

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  15. Retweeted
    Dec 31

    Also in 2018, may you bravely and proudly fly your freak flag. Enjoy the best thing about life! Get yours and be happy about it.

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    Dec 31
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    Dec 31

    damn boy, you must be laundry cuz I kinda wish I had paid someone else to do you

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  19. Dec 31
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    Dec 31

    I just ate a vanilla bean macaroon and my god

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  21. Dec 31

    The Bills made the playoffs on New year's Eve and the sabres play on New year's day in the winter classic everything is coming up Gorman.

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