Thinkwert realizing he’s not even halfway through. 101) @justbriguypic.twitter.com/kf3Y5VPwF4
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I have no idea what’s going on in this image but it seems like a metaphor for 2020.
112) @jachaseyoungpic.twitter.com/Vfv7oPHZ6A
When you’re the new kid and the teacher asks you to introduce yourself
114) @TheCookieCabalpic.twitter.com/vPKyLgliO2
The one person in the family designated to go out and do all the shopping during the COVID-19 crisis.
115) @Han__Tyumi_pic.twitter.com/kWDZk1I3fM
Telling your mom about your day and she is so excited for every detail
117) @t3lurrrpic.twitter.com/tAysmcnlww
Whenever I visit my dad at his work, he insists on re-introducing me to everyone in his office. Every single time. 119) @thekodicpic.twitter.com/WI8YIilX6t
Left: me 99 percent of the time
Right: me when I play any WWII strategy game
120) @john_henrypic.twitter.com/jqGwWINAZQ
Jimmy hasn’t quite figured out how to wear face masks
125) @evertedspherepic.twitter.com/I8WnN576s5
What workout make calves look like that??
126) @Garagantuapic.twitter.com/MtoLWTuOMS
When no one is watching the kids and you won’t let them have any screen time
127) @vsyncpic.twitter.com/eH12eKoCHG
Me crashing into everyone’s timelines today
128) @Virtual1nstinctpic.twitter.com/o0qosBJWLW
Same, except cross out “puppies” and replace it with “retirement”
129) @ChaseWPattersonpic.twitter.com/NyHV4S37ZD
Animal shoppers are exempt from face mask ordinances.
130) @ntavernapic.twitter.com/mZGOWs856o
A guy with 20 swords is a pretty good tell that he’s no good with a sword, because if he were, he’d just need one good blade. 131) @guywhitspic.twitter.com/OfsIpaMoqh
When you remember years later a discussion you overheard between two adults and only then realize that it was a nasty argument.
132) @TheTruthTrollspic.twitter.com/ZvOHusVOzC
When the Christmas wrapping was as good as the present itself
133) @MMMynonapic.twitter.com/OdhaKcH5Qv
No kitchen would ever seem as large as grandma’s.
134) @MarcHochsteinpic.twitter.com/02ZvidJ5Ni
I’ve come to regret choosing Bozo as the voice on my navigation system
135) @busterpic.twitter.com/OawiovZ9vJ
Eating out on the patio because your favorite restaurant currently does not offer indoor seating.
136) @RowAwayOrrpic.twitter.com/5SOPkBNWZC
She broke up with her last boyfriend because he was too obsessed with work to have time for her. She’s much happier now. 137) @illyssespic.twitter.com/eEKetCPLb1
The reply guys circling the wagons to protect their E-queen
138) @nothingnesspic.twitter.com/NDM0boflP5
How the single man see the jerks that the single ladies seem to favor.
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@h27182818lppic.twitter.com/mswjWYtR6S
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