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The tygers of wrath are wiser than the horses of instruction, while the spiders of math are wiser at the courses of deduction.

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    1. Thinkwert‏ @Thinkwert 22 Jul 2020

      Thinkwert realizing he’s not even halfway through. 101) @justbriguypic.twitter.com/kf3Y5VPwF4

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    2. Thinkwert‏ @Thinkwert 22 Jul 2020

      Every time someone is rude to an automated message system, they don’t realize the hurt they cause 102) @chuck_finneypic.twitter.com/dc1sVc9555

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    3. Thinkwert‏ @Thinkwert 22 Jul 2020

      If someone wakes up for the day after noon, do you say “good morning” or “good afternoon”? 103) @MagisterMrKpic.twitter.com/tIcFbRbLsa

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    4. Thinkwert‏ @Thinkwert 22 Jul 2020

      The Professor, Ginger, and Mary Anne tried to ditch the rest of The Minnow’s castaways 104) @orb_netpic.twitter.com/dr9kRn4cMu

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    5. Thinkwert‏ @Thinkwert 22 Jul 2020

      Outing yourself as a fan to other members of the fandom 105) @jessedonoepic.twitter.com/ALxoFsPygq

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    6. Thinkwert‏ @Thinkwert 22 Jul 2020

      Gregor Samsa’s last meal 106) @writercollinpic.twitter.com/ysZlJQvaRy

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    7. Thinkwert‏ @Thinkwert 22 Jul 2020

      Hanging out with prickly friends but you know how to handle then so you all have a good time 107) @matt_emppic.twitter.com/FrDQoqRib3

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    8. Thinkwert‏ @Thinkwert 22 Jul 2020

      How @fergiebear78’s dad would pick her up after he got home 108)pic.twitter.com/K7QDC69rvr

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    9. Thinkwert‏ @Thinkwert 22 Jul 2020

      When you’d be sulking in your room till mom would have to come find you 109) @misfitpoisepic.twitter.com/UvaAl58W9x

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    10. Thinkwert‏ @Thinkwert 22 Jul 2020

      The way your roommate looks right before he’s about to complain about something. 110) @Nthdayoncapricapic.twitter.com/iydNNVMOms

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      Thinkwert‏ @Thinkwert 22 Jul 2020

      111) @diviacaroline and @WilliamAEden out for a walk.pic.twitter.com/fesa8Ighy7

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        2. Thinkwert‏ @Thinkwert 22 Jul 2020

          I have no idea what’s going on in this image but it seems like a metaphor for 2020. 112) @jachaseyoungpic.twitter.com/Vfv7oPHZ6A

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        3. Thinkwert‏ @Thinkwert 22 Jul 2020

          Which view do you like best? 113) @clementixpic.twitter.com/1O4kwUkaEv

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        4. Thinkwert‏ @Thinkwert 22 Jul 2020

          When you’re the new kid and the teacher asks you to introduce yourself 114) @TheCookieCabalpic.twitter.com/vPKyLgliO2

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        5. Thinkwert‏ @Thinkwert 22 Jul 2020

          The one person in the family designated to go out and do all the shopping during the COVID-19 crisis. 115) @Han__Tyumi_pic.twitter.com/kWDZk1I3fM

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        6. Thinkwert‏ @Thinkwert 22 Jul 2020

          Your favorite tweet 116) @aGirlCalledCharpic.twitter.com/sTGmiVGftP

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        7. Thinkwert‏ @Thinkwert 22 Jul 2020

          Telling your mom about your day and she is so excited for every detail 117) @t3lurrrpic.twitter.com/tAysmcnlww

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        8. Thinkwert‏ @Thinkwert 22 Jul 2020

          Me with every picture 118) @NoaNabeshimapic.twitter.com/MOpQ9Trjyn

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        9. Thinkwert‏ @Thinkwert 22 Jul 2020

          Whenever I visit my dad at his work, he insists on re-introducing me to everyone in his office. Every single time. 119) @thekodicpic.twitter.com/WI8YIilX6t

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        10. Thinkwert‏ @Thinkwert 22 Jul 2020

          Left: me 99 percent of the time Right: me when I play any WWII strategy game 120) @john_henrypic.twitter.com/jqGwWINAZQ

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        11. Thinkwert‏ @Thinkwert 22 Jul 2020

          Tweeting, mostly. 121) @CTriviaepic.twitter.com/Gui5i8VZti

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        12. Thinkwert‏ @Thinkwert 22 Jul 2020

          Migraines: a visualization 122) @BigTrotskypic.twitter.com/Bn5tD5A3jb

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        13. Thinkwert‏ @Thinkwert 22 Jul 2020

          Looking for Neowise 123) @boynciipic.twitter.com/55cUQuiwdf

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        14. Thinkwert‏ @Thinkwert 22 Jul 2020

          When the water is colder than it looks 124) @alth0upic.twitter.com/6Gzow9ycVD

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        15. Thinkwert‏ @Thinkwert 22 Jul 2020

          Jimmy hasn’t quite figured out how to wear face masks 125) @evertedspherepic.twitter.com/I8WnN576s5

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        16. Thinkwert‏ @Thinkwert 22 Jul 2020

          What workout make calves look like that?? 126) @Garagantuapic.twitter.com/MtoLWTuOMS

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        17. Thinkwert‏ @Thinkwert 22 Jul 2020

          When no one is watching the kids and you won’t let them have any screen time 127) @vsyncpic.twitter.com/eH12eKoCHG

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        18. Thinkwert‏ @Thinkwert 22 Jul 2020

          Me crashing into everyone’s timelines today 128) @Virtual1nstinctpic.twitter.com/o0qosBJWLW

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        19. Thinkwert‏ @Thinkwert 22 Jul 2020

          Same, except cross out “puppies” and replace it with “retirement” 129) @ChaseWPattersonpic.twitter.com/NyHV4S37ZD

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        20. Thinkwert‏ @Thinkwert 22 Jul 2020

          Animal shoppers are exempt from face mask ordinances. 130) @ntavernapic.twitter.com/mZGOWs856o

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        21. Thinkwert‏ @Thinkwert 22 Jul 2020

          A guy with 20 swords is a pretty good tell that he’s no good with a sword, because if he were, he’d just need one good blade. 131) @guywhitspic.twitter.com/OfsIpaMoqh

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        22. Thinkwert‏ @Thinkwert 22 Jul 2020

          When you remember years later a discussion you overheard between two adults and only then realize that it was a nasty argument. 132) @TheTruthTrollspic.twitter.com/ZvOHusVOzC

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        23. Thinkwert‏ @Thinkwert 22 Jul 2020

          When the Christmas wrapping was as good as the present itself 133) @MMMynonapic.twitter.com/OdhaKcH5Qv

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        24. Thinkwert‏ @Thinkwert 22 Jul 2020

          No kitchen would ever seem as large as grandma’s. 134) @MarcHochsteinpic.twitter.com/02ZvidJ5Ni

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        25. Thinkwert‏ @Thinkwert 22 Jul 2020

          I’ve come to regret choosing Bozo as the voice on my navigation system 135) @busterpic.twitter.com/OawiovZ9vJ

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        26. Thinkwert‏ @Thinkwert 22 Jul 2020

          Eating out on the patio because your favorite restaurant currently does not offer indoor seating. 136) @RowAwayOrrpic.twitter.com/5SOPkBNWZC

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        27. Thinkwert‏ @Thinkwert 22 Jul 2020

          She broke up with her last boyfriend because he was too obsessed with work to have time for her. She’s much happier now. 137) @illyssespic.twitter.com/eEKetCPLb1

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        28. Thinkwert‏ @Thinkwert 22 Jul 2020

          The reply guys circling the wagons to protect their E-queen 138) @nothingnesspic.twitter.com/NDM0boflP5

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        29. Thinkwert‏ @Thinkwert 22 Jul 2020

          2019 vs 2020 139) @bnielson01pic.twitter.com/ifuVoTDs8L

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        30. Thinkwert‏ @Thinkwert 22 Jul 2020

          How the single man see the jerks that the single ladies seem to favor. 140) @h27182818lppic.twitter.com/mswjWYtR6S

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        31. Thinkwert‏ @Thinkwert 22 Jul 2020

          Metaphor for me with my first credit card 141) @zrkrlcpic.twitter.com/noiHFZiNC3

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