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The tygers of wrath are wiser than the horses of instruction, while the spiders of math are wiser at the courses of deduction.

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    1. Thinkwert‏ @Thinkwert 25 Mar 2020

      Fairytale Pictures & Quips: PART 3! RULES: *Like this tweet and I’ll tag you in a reply below with a vintage illustration from a fairy tale/mythic/fantasy/talking animal/fable-like story. *Like & retweet/quote-rt and I’ll also provide a quip caption. *I’ll stop at 300, max https://twitter.com/Thinkwert/status/1239149961935228928 …pic.twitter.com/oBRAkSfvct

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      (Last time, we hit 200 in about 24 hours. I had a couple days off, so I was able to respond pretty quickly. However, I’ve got some work this afternoon & tomorrow, so responses won’t always be as quick.) If you like/rt & I don’t get back to you within 12 hours, please nudge me!

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      @AlyhaKhan The greatest council of rats in over a century has gathered in NYC. There is relief that at least this time the bats are getting the blame. There is worry that people never leave so they can pilfer, however. The council decides to give each rat 1000 crumbs.pic.twitter.com/ERJuUQb8NL

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          @Michelesonn December 2025. Grandma tried to explain Christmas parties, but no matter how vivid her descriptions, the kids could not fathom meeting indoors in large groups.pic.twitter.com/NHtHB33dmD

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          @GratuitousGuy Choir director Lauren anxiously waved her baton, trying to catch the second graders’ attention. They only had two rehearsals left before the Christmas production and every moment counted!pic.twitter.com/Eggv9egBnr

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