TODAY IS PODCAST LAUNCH (Birthday day) DAY *** Available Wherever You Get Your Podcasts***
EPISODE 1: Rachel Manson get ets control of the camp Ouija board
EPISODE 2: leaves Canada to get in touch with her roots.
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Andrew Lizotte
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Comedian, Playwright,Lover, Absurdist. Fearer of Raccoons. I interview people for “Punch Up Your Life” podcast (Link Below) I host Stupid Fancy at Comedy Bar.
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remember when elon said tell me how to solve world hunger and i'll do it and they told him and he didn't
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I wonder if the freedom convoy honks are watching what's happening in Iran right now and realizing a bouncy castle party in one of the safest countries in the world is not freedom fighting. Taking on a violent extremist regime who want to kill you is.
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the guy who makes exploding cars bought a web site. you won't believe what happened next
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Hi friends, I need 1000 YouTube subscribers so I can start to monetize my comedy special. If you could take a sec and click on link and subscribe I'd be very grateful. No cost to you but would be very helpful for me. (A wee RT would also be helpful)
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Halloween is over, when the fog says it’s over!!
Comedy class:
Point out someone different in audience. Mention that difference. Make a vague stereotype that people feel naughty but ok laughing at. Post clip online. Tell everyone you’re “dangerous”.
Repeat.
And remember, writing jokes is for suckers.
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Here's 's review of at from this week!
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#JFLTO #JustForLaughs #JoelKimBooster
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Check out 's interview with comedian , who has 3 shows in #Toronto for Sept 28 & 29 before dates in #Winnipeg, #Calgary, #Vancouver, & #NYC.
#JFLTO #JustForLaughs #TheBubble #standup
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Can we put Austin Powers on the money now… as like a cultural compromise?
What’s the silliest question, you would sincerely like to ask God?
Which Beatle had the best singular solo album?
I think it’s George Harrison: All things must pass.
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“Or has steam just been ghost jizz all along?!…
This concludes my Haunted Walking Tour”.
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obsessed with the kids who made the finals of the USA Mullet Championships and their absolutely fucked up names
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Our boldest comics have NO FEAR of getting cancelled for saying something non-PC but somehow have TOTAL FEAR of saying "you should stop dating 16 year olds" or "you should not masturbate in front of our colleagues" to their dear friends and associates.
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Punch Up Ep 15:
While spiraling out from a series of melancholy events, Ryan still has to make rent the only way he knows how …Birthday Clown. Will He be able to get out from under this emotional boulder, and not scar a generation of children?
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I got to do this very fun podcast and also relieved some real life✨trauma✨ I had been keeping inside
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Punch Up Ep 14: @actuallychris BLACKED OUT - When Chris is promoted to assistant manager of a university bar, he literally becomes too big to fail. The power corrupts him entirely, until he is framed for something he didn't do.
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Punch Up Ep 14: BLACKED OUT - When Chris is promoted to assistant manager of a university bar, he literally becomes too big to fail. The power corrupts him entirely, until he is framed for something he didn't do.
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It is with profound sadness that we announce the sudden passing of our beloved brother Nick Nemeroff.
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Will do, buddy ❤️
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If I die please remember me as a great cool guy who was nice and helped out and actually changed a lot of our lives for the better but also had a certain unique quality you just couldn't put your finger on with an infectious laugh & unmistakable style
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he never ran the light 10/10
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Probably shouldn't have been so open online but what ya gonna do.
Take a listen!! Andrew was super fun to chat with and great at directing the story out of the crazy.
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Punch Up Ep 13: @Hoolskay
DisFUNction - the ins and outs of family fueds, from cokehead baby daddies to mothers going haywire for her daughters wedding. But where does Holly fit in ? (Dark comedy)
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Punch Up Ep 13:
DisFUNction - the ins and outs of family fueds, from cokehead baby daddies to mothers going haywire for her daughters wedding. But where does Holly fit in ? (Dark comedy)
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Punch Up Ep 12 :
The Assorted Spectres of Saint John's Road: Two musicians with four rambunctious kids, move from a tiny town in northern Alberta, to a haunted house in downtown Toronto.
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Someone needs to tell them it’s actually Inuit land
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Canada and Denmark reach settlement over disputed Arctic island theglobeandmail.com/politics/artic
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Are the “Male chocolate bars” just $1.80?
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Last month I had an intense health scare. I was rushed to emerge at 9:30PM. Me & 3 EMS workers had to wait in the hallway until I had a bed. I was admitted at 1:45AM. ONE doctor working. Check your riding & vote for a party that funds public healthcare:
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When I bought your product I didn't know I was entering into a binding covenant with ceaseless communication and demands to validate your company in writing
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Punch Up 11: is an ambitious home cook, who came THIS CLOSE to winning a season-long competition cooking show. A fan Favorite, he publishes a cookbook for humans and their best friendsdogs! This combo backfires however and leads to MANY lawsuits.
Auditions at casting houses: The audition will be no more than 3 seconds long, in place of a burger, we provided you with this piece of wet cardboard to bite into.
Self tape audition asks: Please purchase a Wagyu beef burger for the scene and provide us with at least 17 takes.
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Not all men but
all men benefit and
all men know that’s why
few men care.
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This is the last time I ever talk about this shit. So god damned embarrassing. Enjoy.
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Punch Up Ep 10: @MattNcomedy thought freedom meant living for free as a dumpster diving anarchist. But a run-in with the police changed all of that. Now he's finding out that freedom is taking responsibility for your actions.
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