These Damn Jokes

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  1. If Google can't find the answer, it's not a question.

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  2. Disney should make a hairless princess so that all the girls with cancer can feel beautiful.

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  3. Dear girls, Bruno Mars may take 1 grenade for you but we take hundreds. Sincerely, the army.

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  4. Oh my God that's a pretty picture of you! How long did it take to edit?

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  5. Sleep is so cute when it tries to compete with the internet.

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  6. I'm an artist, I paint on a smile. I'm an actress, I hold back the tears. I'm a doctor, trying to fix a broken heart.

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  7. I'm actually not funny. I'm just really mean and people think I'm joking.

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  8. "I know how to handle my alcohol!" -Every sloppy drunk girl before the party

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  9. Say this out loud: Alpha, Kenny, Body.

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  10. Swimming in money seems impossible? I guess not! - sp

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  11. "We Found Love in a Swollen Face" by Rihanna ft. Chris Brown

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  12. The shortest scary story ever: The last man on Earth sat in a room. There was a knock at the door...

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  13. "I'm fine" - Every pissed off girl

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  14. Fun Fact: If you type "coughing" into Google images it looks like a bunch of people blowing an Invisible Man.

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  15. That retarded moment when you have to stare at a text for five minutes to figure out how to reply.

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  16. If I was a girl, my technical term would be "slut."

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  17. Best way to piss off a girl on her period: Exist.

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  18. Dear anyone, who didn't believe money grew on trees. Sincerely, the gardener. - sp

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  19. Surprise sex is the best thing to wake up to.... unless you're in prison.

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  20. Dates Rihanna. She beats him.

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