Michael Boulerice

@Therealkfm

Author , sad clown, salty New Englander. Contact: info@michaelboulerice.com

Nottingham, NH
Vrijeme pridruživanja: siječanj 2009.

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  1. Prikvačeni tweet
    9. lis 2015.

    For every copy of my book I sell on Twitter, I will drink one can of Bud Light Chelada.

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  2. prije 4 sata

    What low-tech routine will you never give up? I make daily to-do lists on a little notepad. No app has ever recreated the nearly-erotic satisfaction I derive from grabbing a pen and physically scratching out a completed line item.

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    1. velj

    Happy Black History Month ✊🏽🖤

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  4. 3. velj

    The men complaining about the halftime show all have joint Facebook accounts with their wives

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  5. 3. velj

    Shakira is a national treasure and in totally unrelated news I'm not going to stand up for a few minutes

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  6. 2. velj

    As of today, I haven't smoked cigarettes for an entire year. Lavish me with your praise and approval.

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  7. 31. sij

    Me hanging out with everyone who thought my tweets were funny today

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  8. 29. sij

    My wife and I never baby talk to our kids. We communicate through a series of nauseating hieroglyphs we discovered on an expedition in Antartica. My son is 3 and can summon alien gods from the fathomless voids between stars.

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    26. sij
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  10. 25. sij

    Having a real normal one tonight

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    24. sij
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    2020 Perez Hilton looks like somebody drew Ron Perlman from memory.

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  12. 23. sij

    My crazy great aunt had a bedroom wall that was nothing but framed photos of dead people in coffins. Just an entire wall of sepia toned death. We could only recognize a handful of corpses, which means she was most likely crashing open casket wakes and snapping pics.

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  13. 19. sij

    I laughed. I cried. I suddenly developed a craving for Flamin' Hot Cheetos.

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  14. 17. sij

    Sugar pretzels, then whatever's left that has sugar granules on it, then dump the rest and let Grandma put her stupid sewing supplies in it

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  15. 15. sij

    FUN FACT: You can use Robert Hyde's text with the 80s movie bully of your choice and it will work

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    14. sij

    girls w big titties be wearing the seatbelt like %

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    wow, so great to see The Irishman nominated for Special Effects; well deserved.

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  18. 11. sij

    Oh my god shut up already

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    9. sij

    great news everyone: ricky gervais has announced that after years of "taking the piss m8," he has finally collected enough piss. he will be retiring from public life, to spend more time with his beloved piss

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  20. 10. sij

    good morning to everyone except these two idiots

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  21. 10. sij

    Came across a tweet that started with a man talking about how he had to put his two dogs down, which resulted in tons of people posting pics of their sweet dogs who've also passed on, so now I'm openly sobbing and my dog is just staring at me like I'm some kind of weak asshole.

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