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I still don’t have a soundcloud so please look at my cats. They’re very good.pic.twitter.com/Yh7t3Eojqe
Oh hey I forgot I made a cat-related thing because my whole life is cats apparently: WHY CAT WHY, a coloring book explaining cats! https://www.amazon.com/Why-Cat-coloring-book-explaining/dp/0997573848/ …pic.twitter.com/45iByu5nIW
But wait! There's more! CAT PAWS also come with a FREE ALARM to wake you up every morning before the sun is up! Available in face patting and shrieky mews.
You forgot the claws your toes from over the edge of the bed version!
i’m not going to steal your joke format, but something about how baby kittens can’t retract their claws so it’s All Knives, All The Time
CAT PAWS are now avaialable in convenient TRAVEL SIZE! That’s right, our revolutionary KITTEN PAWS are smaller, cuter, and non-retractable, so it’s ALL KNIVES ALL THE TIME! Satisfaction guaranteed!
As an added bonus, you'll receive one of our DROOL-O-MATIC models! That's right, copious amounts of drool rubbed affectionately on your face when you least expect it! Paired with our patented TINY-KNIFE-MASSAGE you'll have your own spa right at home!
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