Tim

@Thedoctorand

Can everyone PLEASE stop telling me that I look like Ed Sheeran? I look nothing like him. Not all Gingers look the same. I mostly post puns.

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    Nov 15

    If my puns as tweets aren't the right format for you, I have put them into a video instead.

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  2. Nov 13

    What do you call a Chancellor who scratches his arm? Itchy Sunak

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  3. Nov 11

    I used to have a friend who would stand in the middle of tennis courts. She was called Annette.

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  4. Nov 11

    Thanks Ishna

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  5. Nov 7

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  6. Nov 4

    I don't like speaking to the author of the Lord of the Rings. Don't know what he's Tolkien about

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  7. Oct 29

    They ran out of fish at my local chippy. I codn’t believe it. I’ve haddock nough of this.

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  8. Oct 29

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  9. Oct 19

    Why do people mistake me for Tin?

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  10. Oct 15

    My friend drinks lager. He's found his Carling in life.

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  11. Oct 13

    So am I eligible or not?

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  12. Oct 13

    I hear horses have a great sense of humour. Always hoofing a laugh.

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  13. Oct 12

    People say I make a lot of wittimcisms.

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  14. Oct 11

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  15. Sep 25

    I don’t know why Phoebe is angry, but we’ll cross that Waller-Bridge when we get to it.

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  16. Sep 21

    Of course I know the four humours. Monty Python, puns, deadpan and mockumentaries.

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  17. Sep 18

    Why did Matt Damon cancel his hunting plans? He felt no good will about it.

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  18. Sep 15

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  19. Sep 5

    I'm not saying a character from Arrested Development likes Oasis, but it Definitely Maeby the case.

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  20. Aug 28

    Please, call me Mister. Mr Mister was my father.

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