Update: still getting spammed by the penis posse. At this point I got to assume I was actually getting trolled all along because who the fuck else spends their night harassing a 19 year old about his foreskin.
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Education is the key to enlightenment. Start by learning how the absence of a foreskin removes the gliding mechanism during sex and masturbation: http://www.sexasnatureintendedit.com
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I've gotten more enlightenment from eating a Chuck-E-cheese receipt but thanks for the horny post I guess
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You're so narcissistic you don't even realize you're the vehicle, not the target. Impressive.
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I'm liking the big words but you still haven't enlightened me. And Charles Cheese is calling my name.
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I see you're too obtuse to understand the meaning of "vehicle" and "target" in my previous tweet, despite being directly told you were being used as a pawn. Yikes... Anyway, here is a study showing an intact penis is more sensitive than a mutilated one: http://www.circumstitions.com/Images/sorrells-int-lg.jpg …
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Wow, that's amazing. You sir have won the internets. May I suck your epic (mutilated) cock?
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No, you may not, but here is a picture comparing the ugly, dried out, keratinized mutilated penis against the smooth, shiny, and healthy intact one. (Also, the Internet is a proper noun and should be capitalized).pic.twitter.com/nIDUaxrJC6
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Anyway what's it like being the chad chessmaster and not a pawn like the rest of us
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I'm fine with kings and queens punting me as long as they have cute toesie wosies
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I was gonna go off about circumcision here but now I'm really into this idea for a new form of chess based on our capitalist dystopia where one side is all the big pieces and the other is all pawns, but like, the pawns get more turns, but like the king could bribe them, and...
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