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Michael L. Hermansen
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Michael L. Hermansen

@The_Real_Danish

Writer, reviewer, translator. Spends too much time reading and not enough time gallavanting.

Joined March 2013

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    1. TAFKA "jncos"‏ @gapingmaws Mar 1

      Dear /r/relationships My(19f) boyfriend(49m) quit his job and decided to become a carnival knife thrower with me as his target, I want to support him but I can only be hit with so many knives UPDATE: I know you said we should break up but he just proposed and said I have to pay

      36 replies 1,829 retweets 12,120 likes
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    2. Even Stars Die‏ @MeticulousSeven Mar 2
      Replying to @gapingmaws

      I started trying to read that subreddit, after 3 posts of wanting to strangle everyone involved I rage Alt+F4'd my browser.

      1 reply 1 retweet 74 likes
    3. Michael L. Hermansen‏ @The_Real_Danish Mar 3
      Replying to @MeticulousSeven @gapingmaws

      Same with r/incels. I am still pissed hobgoblins like that share a planet with non-whiners like myself and my friends.

      3 replies 0 retweets 20 likes
    4. HAILLEGOSATAN‏ @Jregsdad33 Apr 10
      Replying to @The_Real_Danish @MeticulousSeven

      If i ever need a solid reason why i wear steel toed boots everyday i flip over to r/incels and its like "yep, one day someones going to admit irl to posting on there and my foot is going to Jackie Chan his face like a reflex test"

      1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
    5. Michael L. Hermansen‏ @The_Real_Danish Apr 10
      Replying to @Jregsdad33 @MeticulousSeven

      This is a good response, l feel. Also, in the meantime, the forum was removed from Reddit. Imagine what you have to do to get banned from Reddit of all places. (I guess calling women subhumans repeatedly will do it.)

      1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
    6. HAILLEGOSATAN‏ @Jregsdad33 Apr 11
      Replying to @The_Real_Danish @MeticulousSeven

      Theyve moved to r/braincels Look up r/inceltears thats truly whst the internet wss made for!😂😂😂😂

      1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
    7. Michael L. Hermansen‏ @The_Real_Danish Apr 11
      Replying to @Jregsdad33 @MeticulousSeven

      I saw! "Post screenshots (NOT LINKS)" on r/IncelTears is probably the best rule l've ever seen on Reddit.

      1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
    8. HAILLEGOSATAN‏ @Jregsdad33 Apr 11
      Replying to @The_Real_Danish @MeticulousSeven

      Its the dog pile of hilarity only reddit can provide!

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      Michael L. Hermansen‏ @The_Real_Danish Apr 11
      Replying to @Jregsdad33 @MeticulousSeven

      The site as a whole seems like a place to whine or brag. I dunno which is worse. I try sticking to the subreddits where they drag idiots, like Incel Tears or I Am Very Smart.

      1:22 AM - 11 Apr 2018
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        2. HAILLEGOSATAN‏ @Jregsdad33 Apr 11
          Replying to @The_Real_Danish @MeticulousSeven

          And nudes...yep, freeeeeee nudes

          1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
        3. Michael L. Hermansen‏ @The_Real_Danish Apr 11
          Replying to @Jregsdad33 @MeticulousSeven

          Just don't try that on Tumblr.

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