stop trying to fuck the hole in spacetime, chad
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porn is always the first industry to capitalize on new discoveries, like that black holes can be hot https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_hole_thermodynamics …
as you fuck the black hole, your dick becomes infinitely long- you don't pull in and out, compression waves just travel down it
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purists are like "I don't fuck anything that's hairy"
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^ for those who don't get the joke: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/No-hair_theorem …
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