Jordan Breeding

@The_J_Breeding

Cracked, The Hard Times, McSweeney’s, Paste Magazine, Ranker, Modern Rogue, other stuff.

Charlottesville, VA
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Joined October 2010
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    Apr 30

    Best part of Sonic trailer is the people who think James Mardsen is abducting a child and their response isn't to call the police or tackle him but to slowly, awkwardly back away from him as if he said he'd crapped his pants or preferred eating melted ice cream.

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  2. 10 hours ago

    This is me talking about comedy which is cool.

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  3. 12 hours ago

    Rent. Die. Repeat.

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  4. 14 hours ago

    Hey look. It’s me saying stuff!

    This week on The Pitch Group we talk with Hard Times contributor and senior writer at , Jordan Breeding. Please subscribe to the podcast on iTunes, Spotify, etc. and become a patron of our podcast network at .
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  5. 15 hours ago

    I wrote about a deeply misunderstood man.

    Cop Accused of Assault Has Violent Past, Present, Future
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  6. Jul 15

    I think the bigger issue is how MI6 apparently only has 7 spies at a time

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  7. Jul 15

    I’ve returned after a brief hiatus.

    Arabic Simpsons Tried To Get Away With Renaming Everything: 5 Weird Overseas Adaptations of Famous American TV Shows -
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  8. Jul 13

    NOTHING gets past Radio Times.

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  9. Jul 13

    Man Willing to Free Aliens From Base Before Children From Cages
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  10. Jul 12

    Really hoping this “joke” of mine isn’t evergreen.

    Man Willing to Free Aliens From Base Before Children From Cages
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  11. Jul 12

    JJ Abrams’ new movie looks sick

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  12. Jul 12

    Like, I don’t really want to cheer Winona Ryder sucker punching a dude and kicking him in the balls.

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  13. Jul 12

    I never say things like this, but Season 3 of Stranger Things is maybe too violent?

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  14. Jul 11

    Dustin: You keep an eye on tweedle dee and tweedle dum. Me:

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  15. Jul 11

    That'll stop the white supremacists.

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  16. Jul 11

    Let's look at the facts.

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  17. Jul 10

    Nintendo Hoping New Switch Chip Will Do Something Cool If They Jam It In Far Enough

    Nintendo is updating the original Nintendo Switch consoles with a new chip that could potentially lead to slightly better performance.
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  18. Jul 10

    My Friday night is going to be sick.

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  19. Jul 10

    They should do a Gritty reboot of Calvin and Hobbes.

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  20. Jul 10

    A savvy gamer would save $100 and just nail their Switch Lite to the wall.

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  21. Jul 9

    Each of these bands is basically

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