Michael Porter

@The_BRO

My account for grumpy tweets to institutions/companies. If you know me and want to follow my personal account (just more grumpy tweets, really), DM me.

Joined March 2009
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  1. Mar 5

    Ignore the dust. This is the “Play” button on the MacBook Touch Bar for the Home app (for video). used to fanatically pay attention to detail on stuff like this. ?

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  2. 22 May 2020

    – That experience sucked. There was absolutely no need for me to come into the store, but you made me do it anyway. On another note, it appears that Home Depot customers are far less likely to wear masks than Loblaws customers. 4/4

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  3. 22 May 2020

    Bad customer service: “Even though you purchased your item electronically and don’t need to bring anything into the store, we still need you to come to for 30 min while we process your refund and share air during a pandemic. Remember to practice social distancing!” 3/4

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  4. 22 May 2020

    Low bar customer service: “Now that you’ve discovered your item is cheaper on our website, we will accept your request for a refund, and process the refund electronically. No need to come into the ” (Sadly, this didn’t happen, either, despite my arguing for it) 2/4

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  5. 22 May 2020

    Superlative customer service: “Hi! We see that an item that you purchased online has decreased in price by $50 – We’ve refunded your credit card with no further action needed by you. Thanks for shopping at !” (Haha, j/k, this didn’t happen) Thread, 1/4

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  6. 16 Mar 2020

    Friends – Moving my regular activity off this account. If you want to stay in touch, DM me.

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  7. 9 Sep 2019

    😢

    Rod Coneybeare, who voiced the characters Jerome the Giraffe and Rusty the Rooster on the CBC children's show 'The Friendly Giant,' has died at 89.
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  8. Retweeted
    25 May 2019

    Happy one and all ... Today we remember and thank the universe for the gift of Douglas Noel Adams 1952-2001, a great friend, a great man.

    253 replies 2,537 retweets 12,375 likes
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  9. 28 Apr 2019

    Cyrville Rd. out of Que Pasa tortilla chips *again* — You realize they are the only reason I have a membership, right?!

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  10. Retweeted
    17 Jun 2018

    Colonial states separate children from parents because they know it works. It destroys and traumatizes for generations. It's an attack on the future as well as the present. It's not partisan issue, it's a colonial one.

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  11. Retweeted
    17 Jun 2018

    Happy Father’s Day. Trump and the GOP are tearing children away from their parents and holding them hostage in concentration camps and then lying about it.

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  12. 10 Apr 2018

    Hey , any chance of a more detailed explanation of this lunar vid?

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    7 Jan 2018

    seeing a lot of praise for this and I agree she's an incredible, inspiring woman. she's also a bullshit peddler who is responsible for promoting Jenny McCarthy, the secret, anti-vaxx garbage, Dr Oz, Dr Phil, and so much more. so no, save the "Oprah 2020" bullshit.

    Oprah is the first Black woman to be honored with the Cecil B. DeMille Award at the .
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    16 Jul 2017

    RT if your actual real life doctor is female.

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  15. Retweeted
    14 Jun 2017

    We seem to dread that we’ll offend the gods if we seek to prevent the plagues that regularly ravage our villages. Prayers instead!

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    9 Jun 2017

    Waiting for the "Donald Trump's incompetence has set men in politics back decades" headline. Oh but one man never has to eat it for all men.

    Theresa May's incompetence has set women in politics back decades
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  17. 23 Mar 2017
    Replying to

    . “I’m president, and you’re not…” Channelling Chevy Chase?!!

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    18 Feb 2017

    The is the truest Trump/Hitler meme out there. Because it's an exact analogy.

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  19. Retweeted
    25 Jan 2017

    It's Day. Here's how to support mental health initiatives and join in the conversation.

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