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Disgraceful.
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New: ABC to cut state-based Sunday news bulletins and 120 jobs amid massive restructure theguardian.com/media/2023/jun
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The end of an dedicated, expert arts team at the ABC “for the first time in history” is appalling—and a dark day for Australian arts and culture, especially with a new national cultural policy only just legislated. ABC arts has long been patchy, long been a decline, and now this.
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It should not have taken Amada Stoker coming forward for Senator Thorpe to be believed.
24hours of misleading headlines, denial and innuendo.
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Some news from @GuardianAus Australians say they hate gambling ads. From now they will no longer see them on Guardian Australia (or any @guardian site theguardian.com/media/commenti
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We could convert Parliament House into public housing as it seems that nobody is using it.
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Proud to join the growing crossbench to call for a fresh approach on Housing Affordability. A Citizens' Assembly of 100 randomly picked Australians - balanced for men, women, young, old, homeowners, mortgagees and renters - can find consensus where old politics has failed.
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The brain genious at work
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Tesla's self-driving capability is something like 10 times more deadly than a regular car piloted by a human, per an analysis of a new government report. @ryanlcooper has it:
prospect.org/justice/06-13-
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Hey Jeff, I think you owe Senator Thorpe an apology
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Still not over this Old English word, which feels like an entire philosophy in itself. From dūst (“dust”) + sċēawung (“inspection, contemplation”).
I wrote a piece about it for last year ✨
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It’s almost as if … and try to bear with me … there is some kind of problem with the men in Parliament House, and … again, try to follow me here … particularly on the Coalition side.
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Also worth noting that this would not be happening if the Liberal Party/Murdoch media had not decided to spend the week trying to destroy the minster for women, for listening to a woman.
Well done to Lidia Thorpe and Amanda Stoker for refusing to let this hypocrisy stand.
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Senator Van in the liberal party room to rabid independent shitposter pipeline
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And to think, if David Van had not been such a smug, hypocritical wanker in the Senate yesterday, none of this would be happening.
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Up till yesterday this was the only mention I could recall about David Van.
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Looking forward to MAGA chuds dying of starvation when they realise maybe three corporations produce everything they eat
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Conservatives call for Kellogg's boycott after Tony the Tiger poses with Dylan Mulvaney at Tony Awards trib.al/ve7GSyG
Normalize punching these losers for wearing this shit in public🫶🏻
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My Facebook feed is 99% suggested content these days but every now and then it gives me the content I crave.
The only way this works is if you give the renters baseball bats and broken bottles and then lock the doors.
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Politics as usual can’t fix our housing crisis, we need a new approach. That’s why today we are calling for a #citizensassembly The goal is to bring together 100 homeowners, renters and mortgage holders and discuss how we can solve Australia’s housing affordability crisis #auspol
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The simplest and fairest way to solve the housing crisis is to nationalise all investment housing and put all the landlords on Nauru.
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Shared in a NSW renters group - They're just rubbing in the power imbalance at this stage.
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Sesame Street should stick to what it has always done best. Minimal foreplay, vaginal penetration in the missionary position, no condoms. The only exception to this is a little trunk play between Snuffleupagus and Big Bird. Oscar is watching but only to complain.
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Want a little laugh before bedtime?
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1/14 Over the last few months, @realDailyWire has received ~200 violations from @YouTube across our accounts for @MattWalshBlog, @benshapiro, @RealCandaceO, @michaeljknowles, @jordanbpeterson, @andrewklavan, and @imbrettcooper. Almost all are over coverage of the trans debate. 
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I dunno but I reckon I would recall if someone was sexually assaulted in my office or not and would therefore answer that it did or did not happen, rather than saying I don’t recall.
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Scott Morrison’s office says the former PM does not recall any allegation against David Van nor Lidia Thorpe’s claim that he removed Van from his office | #6NewsAU twitter.com/6newsau/status…
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He’s been scared his whole life. Scared of being seen for what he really is – a dumb piece of shit
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“On Tuesday, facing federal charges—including willful retention of national-security defense information and conspiracy to obstruct justice—Trump said absolutely nothing,” Eric Lach writes. nyer.cm/1Ve7P15
You can’t share a meal together if you live in separate houses
We simply must lock up all car drivers.
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Bike riders wear helmets and high-vis vests to reduce their vulnerability on the road.
However, a new study finds that this dehumanises cyclists.
According to experts from @Flinders + @QUT, this puts them more at risk of aggression from drivers. bit.ly/3X7q5PP
Every US conservative is a god damn white bread chicken shit mother fucker. Every single one. No exceptions.
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Charlie Kirk: "I'm going through my refrigerator and I'm starting to ask the question: Was this ketchup bottle woke? Is this mustard? I mean, literally."
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lol he did the Onion article
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Charlie Kirk: "I'm going through my refrigerator and I'm starting to ask the question: Was this ketchup bottle woke? Is this mustard? I mean, literally."
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The mythology of Gen X’s feral childhood escalates by the day. Like yeah sure things were a little loose in the 80’s, but y’all are out here acting like you were reenacting Lord of the Flies every day after school & not riding your BMX down to the reservoir & shoplifting Mentos.
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Saw this crazy illusion on mastodon. The cubes are not moving at all. It was credited to “Ja Gari Kin” but I can’t find anything else authoritative about it.
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This year, Labor plans to spend about the same on the Nauru Detention Centre as they do on their joke of housing fund, which they reckon will fix the housing crisis for the entirety of Australia.
Nauru: $485m, population 22
HAFF: $500m, population 26,369,293
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I regret to inform you that the pope has gone woke
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“Do not turn your face away from anyone who is poor” (Tb 4:7). Whenever we encounter a poor person, we cannot look away, for that would prevent us from encountering the face of the Lord Jesus.
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