Woke Gamer

@thewokegamer

Centrist, gamer, exile. Thoughts and opinions are my own but also what we're all thinking.

Illinois, USA
Joined October 2017
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  1. Sep 21

    Wow, Telltale will do anything to avoid updating that damn game engine.

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  2. Sep 20

    Yes, but almost 160 million people tell everyone how they will never play Fortnite and hate it a month.

    Almost 80 million people play Fortnite a month:
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  3. Retweeted
    Sep 20
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    I'm sure you had no problem with the _idea_ of a female protagonist; it was simply the way she was shoehorned into the game without any justification

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  4. Sep 20

    Samus being revealed as a female at the end of the first Metroid. A dark portent, indeed.

    Okay, here's an experiment for the day: What's the first thing you remember experiencing in a movie/TV show/game/book/etc. and having it scare the hell out of you? Your ORIGINAL nightmare fuel.
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  5. Sep 19

    "we want game preservation" "okay" "nOt LiKe ThAt!!!"

    Introducing PlayStation Classic, launching this December and pre-loaded with 20 generation-defining games. First details:
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  6. Sep 18

    Just imagine, we could be talking about Gary Johnson's penis right now if you weren't all so needlessly partisan and chained to a two-party system.

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  7. Sep 18

    Have it on good authority that Vice-President Pence's phallus is shaped like Metal Gear Ray.

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  8. Sep 18

    But really, I'm glad we're all celebrating Toad from Mario Kart. He's a good pick, he's well able to come from behind.

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  9. Sep 18

    I'm not one to cry sexism but Toadette is the same damn shape, you know?

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  10. Sep 13

    Sitting here *not* preordering a Switch port of Tokyo Mirage Sessions ♯FE because Nintendo is run by fools and miscreants.

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  11. Sep 13

    If you're not willing to pay $3.99 a month, every month, for the rest of your life in order to be able to play Mighty Bomb Jack, Ice Hockey and Tennis, you don't get to talk about game preservation.

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  12. Sep 13

    EAT SHIT FINAL FANTASY 8

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  13. Aug 31

    Look, when people threaten a developer because of a missing puddle, you have to realise they're only threatening the developer because the puddle doesn't a twitter account to tweet @.

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  14. Retweeted
    Aug 22

    Ice T the real

    I own both.... Console wars are Stupid to me.
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  15. Aug 22

    Anything is fair game for comedy. This is why I hope the judge will rescind my UNFAIR restraining order after I used the eulogy at my step-father's funeral to do my bit about how he fucking sucked and should die (but in a fun way!).

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    Aug 17

    "I absolutely despise politics in games but Papers, Please was a great game" *blinks slowly*

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  17. Aug 18

    Finally a streaming service that is even less willing than Twitch to crack down on its more social and politically outspoken contingent. A triumph for the free exchange of ideas!

    Valve launches , which could be a Twitch competitor
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  18. Aug 17

    And just wait until she has to explain why we took so long to adopt Swatch Internet Time. Woof.

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  19. Aug 17

    Like in 500 years, a space child is going to ask their space mom why people in the old days didn't use sporks and if that made them objectively bad and she'll have to awkwardly explain "values were different back then".

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  20. Aug 17

    Okay, but sporks /are/ the eating utensil of the future... today! Think of all the plastic we'd save if we replaced all plastic cutlery with sporks.

    Spoon: round but sometimes deep, cuddling, disability representation. a friend to all. Spork: shitty centrist option only could love. Fork: terrible and aggressive, only friend is knife, but will stab you too.
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