The Wife

@TheWifeYouLove

I tell ridiculous & disgusting jokes. Take one or fuck off. I also share music here:

Cheryl’s She-Shed
Vrijeme pridruživanja: travanj 2016.

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  1. Prikvačeni tweet
    15. pro 2018.

    rinse the fucking peanut butter off the motherfucking knife before you put it in the motherfucking dishwasher, motherfuckers

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  2. prije 1 sat

    Morning, cockwaffles.

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  3. prije 9 sati

    And.... fuck off and stuff.

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  4. prije 9 sati

    Static makes me stabby.

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    prije 20 sati

    yeah i’m a TRIPLE THREAT 1. i will kill you 2. i will kill your family 3. i can tap dance

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    prije 12 sati

    Remember when you were younger and you woke up and nothing hurt? Good times.

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    ... I just made it to 28K. I just checked and my income still looks the same, I still have to clean my toilet, do my laundry and change my cat’s litter box. In case anyone feels like being “twitter popular” means anything.

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    Doritos are pretty much the cocaine of chips.

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    prije 20 sati

    There is nothing better than hearing your favorite person laugh

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    You know what's sexy? Me all the time.

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    prije 9 sati

    me when i open twitter

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    I almost feel like I can’t say “cunt” on here anymore because a bunch of cunts will report it

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    Don’t forget to change your bong water

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    If you're not banging my wife I dont care wtf your TC is saying about her husband. You spend too much time subtweeting anyhow, Karen.

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    10. lis 2019.

    Fall in love with a girl who’s in love with the moon.

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    Smoking helps calm my anxiety

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    prije 11 sati

    My retirement fund is 60% gift cards and 40% scratch off tickets.

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  18. proslijedio/la je Tweet
    prije 11 sati

    The weird, the strange, the geeky & nerdy, those that aren't sure they fit anywhere, you're beautiful & you're my people

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    5. velj

    the most genuine of words roll off the tongue without thought

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    Not everyone is privileged to know you privately

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    I haven’t had or seen a cock in so long I’m afraid I’d look at it and tears of joy would spring to my face. Or I’d try to plug it in and charge it.

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